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Definitions by Ryan

bellwhiff 

you are bellwhiff
bellwhiff by ryan January 28, 2004
adj.; of or referring to the scrotum
my balls itch, my sack is shrivelled, and my man-pouch is discolored, so obviously i have some "scrotal issues" to take care of.
scrotal by Ryan January 26, 2004
greatest poster ever to grace forums and his envyed by a lot of posters.he is loved by many hated by few respected by all bets post ever.
rhyno
rhyno by ryan January 24, 2004

Santa's Lil' Helper

A modified Wobbly H. A sexual position which includes, but does not limit it to 2 males and 1 female. The female sits on the first males lap and begins to ride him from a sitting doggystyle position. The 2nd male then walks up to the girl who is riding the first male inserts his cock in her mouth. Thus, man 1 being Santa, and male 2 being his helper. (She must have been a naughty girl).
"Oh yeah, she definately needs to experience Santa's Lil' Helper."
Santa's Lil' Helper by Ryan January 20, 2004

Crooked Fence

A sexual position. Another modified Wobbly H. A group orgy, where the first and last members are guys. Thus, creating 2 fence posts, which have crooked girls (fence beams) in between them. Patented from the Wobbly H club, Overland Park, KS chapter in association with Las Vegas, NV chapter.
"Those girls fell victim to the crooked fence."
Crooked Fence by Ryan January 20, 2004
(1) the classification of a woman on a man's mobile phone.
(2) If she was not up to sexual par, she has now been de-dicked and will never receive the pleasure of the dick from him or any of his friends again.
(1)"Annie is a dumb whore.... her new name on the cell is: de-dicked Annie."

(2)"She was the worst fuck ever!..She is now, de-dicked."
de-dicked by Ryan January 20, 2004

fish out of water 

A sexual position. Another modified version of the wobbly h coined by the founding forfathers of the Wobbly H Club, Involving 2 men and 1 woman. Involves bending a woman from the Wobbly H position so that her stomach lies on the ground with her head up. Man 1 face fucks her any way he seems fit to do so. Man 2 fucks her ass from a sprinting block position. Both shoot their load at the same time, causing her to whiplash, which simulates a fish jumping out of the water.
"She is a catch of the day....Let's give her the fish out of water."
fish out of water by Ryan January 20, 2004