Ryan's definitions

brown noise

Noise showing a random walk behavior, as in Brownian motion. It has a 1/f^2 frequency spectrum. It has nothing to do with crapping your pants. Try learning some physics....

You guys are retarded for thinking a brown noise can make you crap your pants.

by Ryan October 19, 2004

Chabo

Generally refers to a greazy guy who thinks as himself as being pretty smooth. Chabos are easily identified by gold chains, immense amounts of hairgel and intense amounts of cologne.

Check out those chabos drinking Long Island Iced Teas...

I wonder what kind of IROC that Chabo drives.

by ryan April 22, 2005

Stroodle

Just another term for your man jelly; aka your cum. During intercourse and just before cumming the male will pull out his dick and pump his "stroodle" out on to his girl...apply where disired.

Dude! after i was done fucking your mom i smeared my stroodle all over her!

by Ryan May 8, 2004

tap dat shit fo sho

1.Meaning to have sexual relations with someone of the opposite(or same whichever you perfer) sex.

2. to tap one's "shit" as in ass

"Dayum nukka, i'd like to tap dat shit fo sho."

"Which one, da one in the white top?"

"Nukka fo sho!"

by Ryan November 1, 2004

Napoleon Dynamite

This is definitely the worst movie of the early 21st Century; the WORST. Napoleon gives insult and injury to the awesome Corsican general and emperor of the same name who lived during the early 1800s. (Without the Dynamite, of course.)
The quotes that all the emo rockers and other teen/college-age faggots use from this movie are absolutely lame and weak. It seems that movies today are getting crappier and crappier.

Patton, Battle of The Bulge, Gettysburg, Ghostbusters, A Beautiful Mind, Saving Private Ryan, Groundhog Day, Citizen Kane, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, Animal House, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Shining, Rainman.......now those are good movies. I'm the same age range that these kids who are saying Napoleon Dynamite is awesome; that makes me very ashamed.

by Ryan February 6, 2005

American Eagle

A clothing shop; often considered to be the place where preps shop. They are known for the vintage, rugged style. Clothing items often priced high.

I got this worn-out shirt from American Eagle. It's awesome!

by Ryan March 12, 2004

comfay

adj. (US comfey, Can comfeh) (-ness) 1 Providing or experiencing physical well-being or relief. 2 Free from stress or conducive to mental ease; having or affording peace of mind. 3 More than adequate. 4 Sufficient to provide comfort. 5 In fortunate circumstances financially; moderately rich. 6 Lacking general education, knowledge, skill, etc. 7 (obscene) insulting terms of address for people who are stupid or irritating or ridiculous.

1 I am comfay.
2 You are comfay.
3 That feeling is comfay.
4 I am somewhat comfay.
5 They are quite comfay.
6 He does not know that comfay knowledge.
7 The noise he is making is comfay.

by Ryan January 4, 2005