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headiness

Headiness was first used in the long forgotten burroughs of western Antarctica where a group of delusional linguists were exiled after the great schism known today simply as Lingua Terminato. After the seventeenth century revolt, the purveyors of proper English beat the group known solely as the Blah Blahs, in a hard fought battle on the open plains of interpretative language. The Blah Blahs fought long and hard to maintain the ability to make up retarded words and use them in everyday language in hopes that the dotterels of society would hear these words used on t.v., believe they were actual words, and proceed to propagate their words amongst the uneducated and neurologically challenged. Then after years of constant build-up, this language would be used as secret code in order to overthrow the nations of proper English, the strategy being that their battle plans would be undecipherable to those of normal intelligence. After coming into power they would then build a society on the foundation of ignorance and live in perceived bliss for their remaining days.
I use the word headiness, so it is obvious I have no frontal lobes.
by ryan February 3, 2005
mugGet the headinessmug.

camoa

est.2004 at NTU. an elite extreme cult known for massive damages!
it looks like a CAMOA has been here! m(when describing a messy or vandalised/broken place)
by ryan April 17, 2005
mugGet the camoamug.

Religion

Cult. In the views of an athiest... it is a cult that controls everyone but who claims true athiesm.
Man, look at that religion goin off and killin demselves.
by Ryan November 9, 2003
mugGet the Religionmug.

ghetto rich

primarily invested in depreciating assets i.e. cars, clothes, jewelery ghetto fabulous
someone with a tricked out car, a closet full of throwbacks, and no savings account is ghetto rich
by ryan January 14, 2005
mugGet the ghetto richmug.

crackalackin

the party was crackalackin
by Ryan November 11, 2003
mugGet the crackalackinmug.

schlong

A really long wet penis that is used normally for animals.
O MY GOD that monkey has a huge schlong!
by Ryan April 18, 2004
mugGet the schlongmug.

Jakalope

An extremely hot singer that i would like to titty fuck, have anal sex with, 69, missionary etc. for 10 hours straight and then do it again the next day.
Jakalope is extrememly sexy.
by Ryan December 27, 2004
mugGet the Jakalopemug.

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