RyaN's definitions

Pimp dick

When your penis is used in a females vagina quite frequently

Damn Bill's got a crazy pimp dick

by Ryan April 20, 2005

food porn

Close-up images of juicy, delicious food in advertisements.

Oh, that McDonalds ad was like food porn. I want a Big Mac sooo bad.

by Ryan April 12, 2005

sucky-shitty

Overhead from a teenage girl in the late 1990s. A period adjective for something that is both shitty and sucks.

"I lost my lunch money on the way to school."

"How sucky."

"And then I saw the cute boy with another girl in the cafeteria."

"Shitty!"

"Ya, I'm having a sucky-shitty day."

by Ryan December 12, 2004

comf

cock ass motha fucka

i use this to say it short

ur a comf ( cock ass motha fucka)

by ryan May 3, 2004

cock strainer

1. One who strains, or sucks a cock
2. A real bastard

Brian's a dirty low-down cock strainer!

by Ryan January 19, 2005

miss jabberwock

A beauty contest for African-American girls.

Dude, my girlfriend is Miss Jabberwock!

by Ryan May 3, 2004

crawler

an uncut cock.

Jason has a small crawler.

by Ryan May 19, 2003