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You might be "metrosexual" if:
1. You just can't walk past a Banana Republic store without making a purchase.
2. You own 20 pairs of shoes, half a dozen pairs of sunglasses, just as many watches and you carry a man-purse.
3. You see a stylist instead of a barber, because barbers don't do highlights.
4. You can make her lamb shanks and risotto for dinner and Eggs Benedict for breakfast... all from scratch.
5. You only wear Calvin Klein boxer-briefs.
6. You shave more than just your face. You also exfoliate and moisturize.
7. You would never, ever own a pickup truck.
8. You can't imagine a day without hair styling products.
9. You'd rather drink wine than beer... but you'll find out what estate and vintage first.
10. Despite being flattered (even proud) that gay guys hit on you, you still find the thought of actually getting intimate with another man truly repulsive.
1. You just can't walk past a Banana Republic store without making a purchase.
2. You own 20 pairs of shoes, half a dozen pairs of sunglasses, just as many watches and you carry a man-purse.
3. You see a stylist instead of a barber, because barbers don't do highlights.
4. You can make her lamb shanks and risotto for dinner and Eggs Benedict for breakfast... all from scratch.
5. You only wear Calvin Klein boxer-briefs.
6. You shave more than just your face. You also exfoliate and moisturize.
7. You would never, ever own a pickup truck.
8. You can't imagine a day without hair styling products.
9. You'd rather drink wine than beer... but you'll find out what estate and vintage first.
10. Despite being flattered (even proud) that gay guys hit on you, you still find the thought of actually getting intimate with another man truly repulsive.
by Russ January 1, 2004
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Get the IceCreamMan mug.This treaty promotes trade between the north american countries. Some corporations use this treaty to export costly manufacturing plants to Mexico where produciton costs are cheaper and regulation is more lax. This translates into cheaper goods for consumers and more profit for stockholders.
Joe: Nice kicks, bob
Bob: Thanks, i got them for 40 bucks.
Joe: Hey i thought those sneakers were twice the price last month!
Bob: Yeah, NAFTA really saved my ass on that one.
Bob: Thanks, i got them for 40 bucks.
Joe: Hey i thought those sneakers were twice the price last month!
Bob: Yeah, NAFTA really saved my ass on that one.
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Get the Calvert Hall College mug.Any of a sub-contingency of prinarily white suburban folks who can be found wearing flip-flops, drinking beer and watching the game all right in their car-port. The eroneous spelling is the southern diction for the word.
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