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These are those tired old worn out bags that have worked the same lame ass factory job for 30 years or more and haven't advanced their knowledge since the first week. They are jealous of anyone who took the time to educate themselves and are vicious and anal. It is fun to make them squirm by waliking around with tape measures and talking in scientific or engineering terms.
"Boy, wouldn't it be nice if those scornful farm wives would retire once and for all? They haven't done anything except share recipes all goddamned day."
by running out of patience January 5, 2008
Get the scornful farm wives mug.A complete waste of skin, young, dumb, and full of come suburaban white kid nigger wannabe. They worship niggers and want to become one.
Look at that wigger over there grabbing at his ball sac and wearing his cap sideways. Let's go and bitch-slap him."
by Running out of patience August 14, 2008
Get the wigger mug.Once in a while, for whatever reason, a rectreational drug dealer, even the most reliable and friendly ones, will make the deal fall through on purpose. This is to let the customer know who is the boss, and is usually passive-aggressive. It really can be disappointing and frustrating.
Boy, I really got chumped today by my rock and roll doctor. He said he had some lebanese blond in hand, and he said it fell through after I drove for two hours to get it. Oh well, at least I have this swagg.
by running out of patience February 28, 2009
Get the chumped mug.This is a bizarre and incredibly graphic contest that illegals have in the factory restrooms where they work. Whoever can fill the bowl with steaming, parasite ridden crap without it spilling over wins something stupid (Maybe a rim job, I don't know.)
I'm going to Conoco to use the rest room. The illegals are having a mexi bowl again today. Let's take a picture to show the old man.
by Running out of patience February 3, 2008
Get the mexi bowl mug."I didn't realize I was going to get kobe'd just because Tyrone paid for the white castles. I would rather eat my chitlins."
by Running out of patience August 14, 2008
Get the kobe'd mug.One ridiculous spoiled bitch that thinks she is the center of the universe, just because her "show" (the wedding) is 18 months from now. Everyone else in the world has to drop everything and come running in this prime-donna's mind. The marriage will not last more than a couple of years,if the groom to be is lucky.
"Man, get a load of that bridezilla. We should warn him that he will never have another blow job after getting married."
by running out of patience February 12, 2008
Get the bridezilla mug.Having your face ripped off by a sexually frustrated and jealous chimpanzee is sometimes referred to as being "chimped."
WOW! That bitch really got chimped when she copped a feel off of the primate's common law wife. She shouldn't have drank champagne with it and polished it's knob so much. Oh well, at least it didn't trash the bitch's Camry and steal any credit cards.
by running out of patience February 24, 2009
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