Running Out of Patience's definitions

chumped

Once in a while, for whatever reason, a rectreational drug dealer, even the most reliable and friendly ones, will make the deal fall through on purpose. This is to let the customer know who is the boss, and is usually passive-aggressive. It really can be disappointing and frustrating.

Boy, I really got chumped today by my rock and roll doctor. He said he had some lebanese blond in hand, and he said it fell through after I drove for two hours to get it. Oh well, at least I have this swagg.

by running out of patience February 28, 2009

buttered theatre girth

When a young man sneaks his hard girth in the popcorn cup in a theatre and tries to share his "popcorn" with his date. Can wind up with a spontaneous handjob or a slap in the face.

That dork! He slipped me the buttered theatre girth on the first date!! Then what happened? I stroked his buttered peany and he exploded on my dress.

by Running out of patience December 9, 2008

frusterbate

This is what sexually frustrated teenagers do when trying to deal with stirrings from the opposite sex.

"I sure had a severe case of blue balls when Sandy kept beaving me at the party. I had to frusterbate at the filling station on the way home.

by running out of patience May 2, 2009

face pica

When a girl substitutes fellatio for coitus, it is sometimes called "getting some face pica."

I was disappointed when Cindy wouldn't bang me, until she gave me some expert face pica. Now I'm good to go.

by running out of patience January 31, 2009

mr. winky

Just another cute name for your penis.

Oh, don't be frightened. It's only Mr. Winky saying "hi" to you.

by Running Out of Patience February 1, 2007

buzz words

These are trendy words and terms used by clueless corporate fatcats. These BMW driving morons are lost and scared when walking through a manufacturing facility alone. They are normally in small groups. The only words they say are "ISO, synergy, delight customers, world class blah, blah, blah.., global, just in time, black belt, six sigma, you get the picture."

"I can't believe that Ben asshole. He comes in at 10:00, says a few buzz words, surfs the net, goes to lunch, comes back at 2:00, makes a phone call, schedules a meeting, says a few more buzz words, takes a horrendous stinking shit, surfs the net again and then goes golfing."

by Running out of patience March 1, 2008

tweakers

People who are paranoid, delusional, uneducated, and covered with oozing chemical scabs and ulcers due to the acute abuse of methamphetamine. They eventually eat scabs from one another that contain the meth that their body can't dispose of, just to catch a cheap thrill. MMMMM....MMMMMMMMM!!!

I called the DEA the other day on those tweakers down the street.

by running out of patience January 6, 2008