Running Out of Patience's definitions
This is what closeted gay GOP officials who try to get balls deep with strange men in public airport restrooms are called. They also like tea-bagging, felching, and playing feed the elephant. They are hypocritical sick lying scumbags.
by running out of patience April 26, 2009
Get the foot tappermug. Once in a while, for whatever reason, a rectreational drug dealer, even the most reliable and friendly ones, will make the deal fall through on purpose. This is to let the customer know who is the boss, and is usually passive-aggressive. It really can be disappointing and frustrating.
Boy, I really got chumped today by my rock and roll doctor. He said he had some lebanese blond in hand, and he said it fell through after I drove for two hours to get it. Oh well, at least I have this swagg.
by running out of patience February 28, 2009
Get the chumpedmug. When a young man sneaks his hard girth in the popcorn cup in a theatre and tries to share his "popcorn" with his date. Can wind up with a spontaneous handjob or a slap in the face.
That dork! He slipped me the buttered theatre girth on the first date!! Then what happened? I stroked his buttered peany and he exploded on my dress.
by Running out of patience December 9, 2008
Get the buttered theatre girthmug. This is what sexually frustrated teenagers do when trying to deal with stirrings from the opposite sex.
"I sure had a severe case of blue balls when Sandy kept beaving me at the party. I had to frusterbate at the filling station on the way home.
by running out of patience May 2, 2009
Get the frusterbatemug. I was disappointed when Cindy wouldn't bang me, until she gave me some expert face pica. Now I'm good to go.
by running out of patience January 31, 2009
Get the face picamug. by Running Out of Patience February 1, 2007
Get the mr. winkymug. by running out of patience April 4, 2008
Get the jab in the whiskersmug.