dumpfriend

A friend who likes poo, or aboriginal.
"Ben is my dumpfriend and tobes is a coon"
by RumpleForeskin January 23, 2004
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Magazine rack

Someone with emotional baggage, personally disorders, attitude problems etc. The label of "magazine rack" comes on account of them having plenty of issues.
Me: So I was thinking about trying to hook up with Felicia from accounting.

Co-worker: I wouldn't if I was you, she's crazy, a total magazine rack.
by Rumpleforeskin February 29, 2016
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Shower curtain

A needy woman who clings to you because you got her a bit wet.
"I looked at some woman's profile on pof.com and now I get a message from her every fucking day.

She's like a shower curtain. Get it a bit wet and it doesn't leave you alone."
by Rumpleforeskin July 09, 2012
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