Rufus's definitions

Hamilton, Ontario

A mass of genetic mutation smog and marijuana smoke located south of Toronto.

pave paradise put up a parking lot. (red hill expressway)

by Rufus May 13, 2005

trendies

.... See
Fubar
pathetic
looser

does it need an example ...

by Rufus May 26, 2004

lateralus

Pertaining to the way I think. A lateral way of thinking.

You think in a straight line. I think in a way of lateralus.

by Rufus June 4, 2004

half-tard

Someone who is very very stupid, but not technically mentally retarded.

I wouldn't vote for Dubya, he's a half-tard.

by Rufus April 13, 2003

lumberjack

When the proud proprietor of a large boner pulls his cock to the side only to let it go a moment later so that it swings back assaulting the victim's face. The lumberjack can also be done by pushing the boner downward so that it swings up and hit's the victim's chin, this is also known as an "upper-chuck."

"That bitch didn't know how to give head, so I lumberjacked her face with my cock."

"I lumberjacked her when she wasn't looking."

by Rufus June 27, 2003

booking

Hooking up

I booked this girl last night...

by Rufus September 13, 2003

PTFO

Passed-the-fuck-out. A party term usually referring to the state of unconsciousness as a result of too much alcohol.

Last night I was PTFO on the kitchen floor.

by Rufus February 26, 2003