Unfortunate genetic disorder or botched female circumcision in which the vagina and uteral region appear as though Crocodile Dundee went dynamite fishing in the female genitalia.
While she was doing the human pretzel, I gave the Chinese gymnist a jack nasty face with a sledge hammer, some barbed wire, and egg beaters.
by Rufus December 17, 2004
by Rufus March 21, 2005
When the proud proprietor of a large boner pulls his cock to the side only to let it go a moment later so that it swings back assaulting the victim's face. The lumberjack can also be done by pushing the boner downward so that it swings up and hit's the victim's chin, this is also known as an "upper-chuck."
"That bitch didn't know how to give head, so I lumberjacked her face with my cock."
"I lumberjacked her when she wasn't looking."
"I lumberjacked her when she wasn't looking."
by Rufus June 28, 2003
Passed-the-fuck-out. A party term usually referring to the state of unconsciousness as a result of too much alcohol.
by Rufus February 27, 2003