4 definitions by Rude Horse
Similar to drunk dialing or drunk texting. However, drunk looping is a strictly corporate phenomenon which requires no alcohol --- only access to a computer and the sadistic, uncontrollable impulse to add people to email threads while providing as little context as possible.
Signs of drunk looping include overusing terms like "looping in," "FYI," and "visibility," enjoying PowerPoint presentations longer than 12 slides, and having a cold, dark soul.
e.g.
"Looping in Trevor!"
"Adding Mary for visibility!"
"John, FYI ... the 73 emails that comprise this thread contain one or two sentences that you should be aware of."
Signs of drunk looping include overusing terms like "looping in," "FYI," and "visibility," enjoying PowerPoint presentations longer than 12 slides, and having a cold, dark soul.
e.g.
"Looping in Trevor!"
"Adding Mary for visibility!"
"John, FYI ... the 73 emails that comprise this thread contain one or two sentences that you should be aware of."
"I was at inbox zero, but then Theo was drunk looping all morning and now I have to work through lunch."
by Rude Horse December 14, 2017
pronunciation: wurd spaz·uuuhhh·ummmm
noun
desperately throwing letters together in the hope that spell check will know what you mean and bail you out.
Related: grammar flailing, incompetence
noun
desperately throwing letters together in the hope that spell check will know what you mean and bail you out.
Related: grammar flailing, incompetence
by Rude Horse August 20, 2018
Also known as "shoveling good snow after bad," snowception is a phenomenon found primarily in New England and Antarctica. It happens when a stubborn person becomes trapped in an Eternal Shoveling Loop after he or she began shoveling snow too early. Signs snowception has occurred and you are stuck in an Eternal Shoveling Loop include dehydration, fatigue, and muttering or cry-screaming repeatedly, "Papa always said never do the same job twice! Measure twice, cut once! I'm so cold, so cold, the light is calling ... I feel warm, peace ... the snow and I are one. The snow is mine. This is my snow. I am the snow."
"There have been 18 reported cases of snowception so far this year."
"The best way to avoid snowception is to make someone else shovel your driveway."
"Donny? He got snowception, bro. He's out of it."
"The best way to avoid snowception is to make someone else shovel your driveway."
"Donny? He got snowception, bro. He's out of it."
by Rude Horse March 13, 2019
tyranny" as a collective noun to describe a group of morons.
Examples:
"I was late for work this morning. Got stuck in a tyranny of morons."
"See that tyranny of morons over there? Be careful."
Examples:
"I was late for work this morning. Got stuck in a tyranny of morons."
"See that tyranny of morons over there? Be careful."
by Rude Horse February 1, 2019