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anoi/pikey-riot

A game played in english drinking institutions playing with fate by trying to get as close to having your head kicked in as you can, but escaping with your life.
Commonly engaged in by pikeys, schoolkids and students the game consists of two or more friends sitting across a bar/club and competing to say the word 'oi' to one another, each time louder than the last. The person who says it loudest, or gets beaten shitless/makes a miraculous esccape/gets kicked out first wins. Other words such as 'John' can be used to prolong the game and create additional confusion.

For reasons of public safety, dont play the game with the following words:
'Bomb'
'Fire'
'Gun'
'Grenade'
etc
oi....OI...OOOIIIIII!!!!
by Ruben June 9, 2003
mugGet the anoi/pikey-riotmug.

ramtag

A bloody dangerous game played by those that own a car and dont mind dying in it, and a some what amorous game engaged in at parties of ill-repute. Ramtag has led to much death and controversty over the years, most recently when confusion between a group of redneck hicks about which game was about to be played led to the hospitalisation of much of mississippi with grins on their faces.

ramtagger = derogotary name bringing sexual practice into dispute
'lets play ramtag'
'you ramtagger'
by Ruben June 7, 2003
mugGet the ramtagmug.

mince

The word mince has been subject to a number of meaning sin the english langues, the original in recent history means to chop finely. Mince meat or 'mincemeat', however and somewhat bizarrely, is a sweet desert filling used in christmas pies and tarts.
Mince can also be used to describe a distinctly feminine walk/gait used by a man, or the practice of a male who is often found to hold their little finger aloft whilst carrying items i.e. handbags
Mince in some circles also means to throw up aggressively creating a substance like mince meat...
by Ruben June 9, 2003
mugGet the mincemug.

ruben

a sexy man beast, that goes to lake ridge middle school. he makes straights want 2 b gay , and rug munchers want to change for him too.
"i fucked ruben last night" said marina
by ruben March 3, 2005
mugGet the rubenmug.

FOT

FOT- Fit But Not
A term used to describe head turning women who do not hold the gaze of single-and-looking blokes. Often a woman who is FOT has a combination of bad face/body and good body/face, she is fit i.e. good looking/shaggable but not. FOT.

Also see:
TWOT
WANKOT
'she is fot'
'you twot'
'you're a wankot'
by Ruben June 7, 2003
mugGet the FOTmug.

mootard

Cross between a moose and a retard, and typically thrown at less than stunning women with less than average mental capacities.
by Ruben June 7, 2003
mugGet the mootardmug.

halo 2

A game Cupcake from CISCO class plays 24/7.
"I'm skipping school for a week to play Halo 2 for 168 hours straight."
by Ruben March 4, 2005
mugGet the halo 2mug.

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