Ruban's definitions

Tits up in the rhubarb

This term is used when a red-neck or skid is on a motorized vehicle and crashes it to the point of being thrown off the machine.

"I was goin third gear wide open when that badger popped in front'a me, tried goin 'round the critter and ended TITS UP IN THE RHUBARB!"

by Ruban June 20, 2007

Ass Reamed

The act of penetrating the anus forcefully with little or no lubrication.

"Damn that girl walks like she was just ass reamed by a donkey."

by Ruban May 28, 2004

Hoopburn

The effects of severe diarrhea or anal discharge causing the anal hole to have intense burning sensation.

"Damn that pepperoni and three day old unrefrigerated donair gave me a bad case of hoopburn."

by Ruban May 28, 2004

Stink Weasel

An ignorant lazy greasy person likely a male who likes to bitch and complain for the sake of making noise.

OR

One who repeatedly brings up past occasions to their benefit of justification.

Brian you fucking STINK WEASEL

by Ruban May 28, 2004

anal discharge

When toxic fluid usualy highly caustic leaks from the anus, usually caused by poisoning or an infection from violent or excessive anal sex or masturbation.

Ow that anal discharge burns.

by Ruban May 28, 2004

bayer

One who lives on a bay in a rual area, usually of the lower class with short-sightedness, poor lifestyle of health, nutrition,and obesidy.

"comon down d'bay bai have a smash of me moonshine" - Typical Bayer

by Ruban May 28, 2004

ape jaw

A human with ape like facial features.

"damn that bitch got a bad case of ape jawl"

by Ruban May 28, 2004