Rozzysed's definitions

Shartnado

Shartnado: when you are trying to get to the toilet but you repeatedly shart every step of the way to it.

I sharted in my shorts but as I tried to quickly get to the bathroom I was caught up in a shartnado.

by Rozzysed August 6, 2016

basic black boy

Something that is not politically corrrect

basic black boy: Hey, he's a .........merr..... you can't say that

by Rozzysed August 6, 2016

toobin

The act of masturbating.

Please don't be toobin online.

by Rozzysed October 24, 2020

dollar general

When someone is referred to as dollar general it means you live in the same neighborhood. You live close together, same hood.

She's dollar general, my homie, lives on the block.

by Rozzysed November 30, 2021

Sheeze

Sheeze: when you are constipated and a sneeze helps you shit.

I was really constipated but that sheeze solved that problem instantly.

by Rozzysed August 6, 2016

Messenged

A verb meaning to contact some with a message on Messenger, but can also be applied to SMS or other text message platforms. Messenge means the same as a message but sent exclusively via Messenger or other text message platforms.

I messenged her an hour ago. I'll check to see if she received it yet.

by Rozzysed October 30, 2018

Turtlehead

Turtlehead: a turd that is poking out of the rectum, similar to a tortoise poking its head out of its shell.

I have to crap so bad I have a turtlehead poking out.

by Rozzysed August 8, 2016