Royal Cunninglinguist Society's definitions

Shhminge

Having to be extremely quiet and discreet during the act of cunnilingus.

"Danielle's roommate was home so I had to shhminge her out."

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 4, 2009

Workabout

A type of purposeful stride used in an office when wanting others to falsely perceive how busy and industrious you are. Usually accompanied by a facial expression of faux concern whilst carrying some non-descript documents.

"I've seen Rodney from the 2nd Floor pass by here three times today. I think he's on Workabout"

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 4, 2009

Feariod

The few days leading up to your partner's expected menstruation where, despite being careful, you have anxiety about potential pregnancy.

"She's a day late. I've been brown-bagging it every time but i've still got a touch of feariod."

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 11, 2009

Thongle

A woman's untrimmed pubic hair which escapes on all sides from the confines of miniscule undergarments.

"Michelle took off her jeans and to my surprise her Victoria's Secret's were surrounded by Thongle!"

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 30, 2009

Ball & Oats

The romantic act of bringing your partner breakfast in bed but placing your testicles on the breakfast tray next to, or in, a bowl of porridge or cereal.

Wife: "I wanted a nice breakfast and you bring me Ball & Oats?!"

Husband: "I'm sorry but that's M-E-T-H-O-D-O-F-L-O-V-E, the method of modern love."

Wife: "I want a divorce."

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 5, 2009

Amazing Raceist

A person who only cheers for "Amazing Race" contestants based on the team's ethnicity.

"Carlos is betting on Mark & Michael to win this season. He's such an Amazing Raceist."

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 30, 2009

Jumbo Popcorn

An extraordinarily difficult sex act which takes place in a movie theatre. The male must purchase a large buttered popcorn, and without his date knowing, rip a hole in the bottom of the bag and insert his penis. During the course of the film, his date will eventually reach in for a handful of kernals and instead be met with his buttery member.

"I took Danielle to see Ghostbusters and got her a Jumbo Popcorn. Let's just say there was a lot of butter by time the credits rolled."

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 5, 2009