Definitions by Royal Cunninglinguist Society

Peach Gobbler 

Slang term for one with a cunnilingus addiction.

"Man, Ricky's been down on Lucy's business for hours! That boy is a Grade-A Peach Gobbler!"

Peach Gobbler by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 5, 2009

Inspecther Gadget 

The act of groping your female partner in public, usually discreetly and under clothing. The female acknowledges sexual climax by stating the phrase "Go Gadget Go!".

"Danielle loves it when we play Inspecther Gadget on the subway."

Inspecther Gadget by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 5, 2009

Pin The Tail On Pacino 

A boudoir game where the male participant is blindfolded with a dildo strapped to his forehead. He must crawl around the room trying to find his female counterpart based only on his ability to track her "Scent Of A Woman". He must find her in the shortest possible time and insert the dildo while proclaiming "HOO-AH!" in the loudest possible voice.

"I hurt my head playing Pin The Tail On Pacino last night. I thought it was Danielle but it was actually the wardrobe. Now I've got a dildo-bruise on my forehead."

Pin The Tail On Pacino by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 4, 2009

Workabout

A type of purposeful stride used in an office when wanting others to falsely perceive how busy and industrious you are. Usually accompanied by a facial expression of faux concern whilst carrying some non-descript documents.

"I've seen Rodney from the 2nd Floor pass by here three times today. I think he's on Workabout"

Workabout by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 4, 2009

Shhminge 

Having to be extremely quiet and discreet during the act of cunnilingus.

"Danielle's roommate was home so I had to shhminge her out."

Shhminge by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 4, 2009

Whorebell 

Similar to the well known Booty Call, this is the last-chance, most desperate of phone calls when one is seeking sexual intercourse from a guaranteed partner, most often one of loose morals.

"Every other chick was busy so I had to slum it and ring the whorebell. One bottle of Pink Champ-Ale and an hour later, Kristin was doin' the do!"

Whorebell by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 4, 2009

Brazil Nuts 

The male equivalent of the Brazilian wax stemming from the growing number of Metrosexuals seeking smooth, egg-like testicles.

"The wife loves a good tea-bagging now that I had the old Brazil Nuts done."

Brazil Nuts by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 2, 2009