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An neighbourhood that is typically clean, crime free and has high property values but whose Yuppie (aka Caucasian)inhabitants claim is tough in order to gain street-cred with their peers.
"Charles says High Park isn't safe anymore but we know its still The Whood"
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 30, 2009

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A woman's untrimmed pubic hair which escapes on all sides from the confines of miniscule undergarments.
"Michelle took off her jeans and to my surprise her Victoria's Secret's were surrounded by Thongle!"
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 30, 2009

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An extraordinarily difficult sex act which takes place in a movie theatre. The male must purchase a large buttered popcorn, and without his date knowing, rip a hole in the bottom of the bag and insert his penis. During the course of the film, his date will eventually reach in for a handful of kernals and instead be met with his buttery member.
"I took Danielle to see Ghostbusters and got her a Jumbo Popcorn. Let's just say there was a lot of butter by time the credits rolled."
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 05, 2009

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Name of the spontaneous, uncontrollable and often embarassing flatulence emitted by a male while standing at a urinal.
"I was pissing next to Frankie at the gym and he totally blew the urinal horn. Stinky bastard."
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 05, 2009

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A type of purposeful stride used in an office when wanting others to falsely perceive how busy and industrious you are. Usually accompanied by a facial expression of faux concern whilst carrying some non-descript documents.
"I've seen Rodney from the 2nd Floor pass by here three times today. I think he's on Workabout"
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 04, 2009

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The few days leading up to your partner's expected menstruation where, despite being careful, you have anxiety about potential pregnancy.
"She's a day late. I've been brown-bagging it every time but i've still got a touch of feariod."
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 11, 2009

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A fetish-based sexual act whereupon a female straddles the abundant chest-hair of her partner and brings herself to climax.
"Danielle makes me wear gold, tight silk pants while doing the Bee Gee Boogie on me. Is that weird?"
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 30, 2009

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