Royal Cunninglinguist Society's definitions

Bee Gee Boogie

A fetish-based sexual act whereupon a female straddles the abundant chest-hair of her partner and brings herself to climax.

"Danielle makes me wear gold, tight silk pants while doing the Bee Gee Boogie on me. Is that weird?"

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 30, 2009

Tugboat

The act of pulling your partner's penis firmly forward while smoking a cigarette and blowing smokerings skyward.

"She only smokes menthols when giving me a tugboat."

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 29, 2009

Newbacca

The moment in a young man's life when he realizes that he has amassed a sudden increase in body hair. Usually in unfortunate areas.

Johnny: "I woke up this morning and found hair growing on my shoulders!"
Frank: "Dude, you're a Newbacca - GRRAAAHHH!"

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 30, 2009

Whorebell

Similar to the well known Booty Call, this is the last-chance, most desperate of phone calls when one is seeking sexual intercourse from a guaranteed partner, most often one of loose morals.

"Every other chick was busy so I had to slum it and ring the whorebell. One bottle of Pink Champ-Ale and an hour later, Kristin was doin' the do!"

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 4, 2009

Flomance

The attempt to seduce a woman while she is on her period.

"Danielle's on the rag but i'm really horny. I'm gonna try to Flomance her with some chocolates."

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 29, 2009

Peach Gobbler

Slang term for one with a cunnilingus addiction.

"Man, Ricky's been down on Lucy's business for hours! That boy is a Grade-A Peach Gobbler!"

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 5, 2009

Brazil Nuts

The male equivalent of the Brazilian wax stemming from the growing number of Metrosexuals seeking smooth, egg-like testicles.

"The wife loves a good tea-bagging now that I had the old Brazil Nuts done."

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 2, 2009