The act of pulling your partner's penis firmly forward while smoking a cigarette and blowing smokerings skyward.
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 29, 2009
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"I'm gonna dump Pete. I saw him naked and the hairy bastard has A Cock Of Seagulls! I ran, i ran so far away - just to get away."
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 05, 2009
Get the A Cock Of Seagulls mug.A sexual act much like the beloved Tugboat. In this version, you are required to pull your partner's penis straight forward while leading them around the room and blowing cigarette smoke circles in the air. Exclaiming "Choo-Choo" loudly and dressing as a train conductor are both optional.
"I'm sore today, Danielle wanted to do the Locomotive last night. Let's just say it was an express train. Ouch."
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 30, 2009
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"Danielle makes me wear gold, tight silk pants while doing the Bee Gee Boogie on me. Is that weird?"
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 30, 2009
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by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 30, 2009
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by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 02, 2009
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