Definitions by RousseauRetired

Drunk clown's mouth 

having had so much anal sex, your rectum feels slack.

After spending the night with Steve, Adam's hole felt as slack as a drunk clown's mouth.

Drunk clown's mouth by RousseauRetired June 2, 2009

primple 

A small or large pimple on ones' Johnson

I went to the doctor thinking I had a tumor on my wang. Turned out to be a primple.

primple by RousseauRetired June 2, 2009

Fried Pies 

An older woman's outer lady business. (Vadge)

Jake walked in while I was bent over cleanin the bathtub. He said my vadge looked like two fried pies.

Fried Pies by RousseauRetired June 2, 2009

Nurples 

Pregnant woman nipples. Usually grossly distended and the size of dinner plates.

"I wish I'd have the baby already. My nurples are sore."

Nurples by RousseauRetired June 2, 2009

waddage 

The act of using wadded up public toilet or restaurant paper towels when your period starts suddenly in public and you have no tampons or kotex.

Jill resorted to waddage when her period started at Denny's.

waddage by RousseauRetired June 2, 2009