Nurples

Pregnant woman nipples. Usually grossly distended and the size of dinner plates.

"I wish I'd have the baby already. My nurples are sore."

by RousseauRetired June 02, 2009

gumblow

Oral sex from a person with no teeth.

Having sex with a woman old enough to be your grandmother.

"She may be old, but I only had to buy her 2 beers for a gumblow."

"Man, I musta been drunk last night...I think I scored some gumblow."

by RousseauRetired June 03, 2009

enema pucker

The usage of equal amounts of apple cider vinegar and cold water in an enema. This rectumfies the slack as a drunk clown's mouth.

Seeing something so disturbing that your asshole shrinks.

"I'll need an enema pucker after last night with Walter."

"Man, did you see that ugly chick? What an enema pucker."

by RousseauRetired June 03, 2009

Byron

Clothing voucher used by poor kids at cheezy stores enabling them to look even poorer.

"Did you see Nat's skirt and shoes?"
"Yeah, bet she got em with a Byron."

by RousseauRetired June 05, 2009

Tom Hanks

A guy that urinates frequently and in large quantities. Made famous by Tom Hanks in A League of Their Own.

Is Petey still in the bathroom? He goes more than Tom Hanks.

by RousseauRetired June 04, 2009