RousseauRetired's definitions

Drunk clown's mouth

having had so much anal sex, your rectum feels slack.

After spending the night with Steve, Adam's hole felt as slack as a drunk clown's mouth.

by RousseauRetired June 2, 2009

Hairy Garcia

Grey Pubic Hair.

Travis new he was gettin up in years, but was still shocked when his wife pointed out his Hairy Garcia.

by RousseauRetired June 5, 2009

Fried Pies

An older woman's outer lady business. (Vadge)

Jake walked in while I was bent over cleanin the bathtub. He said my vadge looked like two fried pies.

by RousseauRetired June 2, 2009

gumblow

Oral sex from a person with no teeth.

Having sex with a woman old enough to be your grandmother.

"She may be old, but I only had to buy her 2 beers for a gumblow."

"Man, I musta been drunk last night...I think I scored some gumblow."

by RousseauRetired June 3, 2009

primple

A small or large pimple on ones' Johnson

I went to the doctor thinking I had a tumor on my wang. Turned out to be a primple.

by RousseauRetired June 2, 2009