Nurples

Pregnant woman nipples. Usually grossly distended and the size of dinner plates.

"I wish I'd have the baby already. My nurples are sore."

by RousseauRetired June 02, 2009

Byron

Clothing voucher used by poor kids at cheezy stores enabling them to look even poorer.

"Did you see Nat's skirt and shoes?"
"Yeah, bet she got em with a Byron."

by RousseauRetired June 04, 2009

gumblow

Oral sex from a person with no teeth.

Having sex with a woman old enough to be your grandmother.

"She may be old, but I only had to buy her 2 beers for a gumblow."

"Man, I musta been drunk last night...I think I scored some gumblow."

by RousseauRetired June 03, 2009

Hairy Garcia

Grey Pubic Hair.

Travis new he was gettin up in years, but was still shocked when his wife pointed out his Hairy Garcia.

by RousseauRetired June 05, 2009

Fried Pies

An older woman's outer lady business. (Vadge)

Jake walked in while I was bent over cleanin the bathtub. He said my vadge looked like two fried pies.

by RousseauRetired June 02, 2009