29 definitions by Roth Vantage
A blanket term for or embodiment of alcohol abuse, as in 'the dreaded bottle'. When a person 'turns to the bottle', the person will abuse alcohol to forget his or her problems.
by Roth Vantage December 26, 2014
Attempting to masturbate while drunk. This usually results in either losing one's erection, or falling asleep from exhaustion, as achieving an orgasm while drunk takes impossibly long.
Bobby's mom caught him asleep with his cock in his hand after he had drunksturbated the night before.
by Roth Vantage October 23, 2016
A man who engages in sexual activity with a boy or youth; a man who is engaged in an erotic relationship with an adolescent boy; a practitioner of pederasty.
by Roth Vantage December 31, 2021
by Roth Vantage October 21, 2017
v. perform cunnilingus.
Named for serial killer Arthur Shawcross, who ate the vagina of some of his victims.
Named for serial killer Arthur Shawcross, who ate the vagina of some of his victims.
by Roth Vantage October 8, 2015
-...Jack pleasure?
-Y'know, fappin' on the toilet, roughing up the subject, beating up the bishop, taking matters into your own hand...
-Y'know, fappin' on the toilet, roughing up the subject, beating up the bishop, taking matters into your own hand...
by Roth Vantage August 20, 2016
Adjective used to describe a huge, gigantic penis. Named after the mastodons, an extint species of elephants.
Synonym: elephant cock
Synonym: elephant cock
by Roth Vantage January 5, 2015