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I'll never use a blue condom again...I dreamed I had Smurf-cock last night!
That lake was so cold, it took me a week to get over the smurf-cock!
She must've been sucking on a blue lollipop, cause I pulled out and had smurf-cock!
That lake was so cold, it took me a week to get over the smurf-cock!
She must've been sucking on a blue lollipop, cause I pulled out and had smurf-cock!
by RotNWang December 02, 2003
I'll never use a blue condom again...I dreamed I had Smurf-cock last night!
That lake was so cold, it took me a week to get over the smurf-cock!
That lake was so cold, it took me a week to get over the smurf-cock!
by RotNWang December 02, 2003
1) The concept of anal virginity
2) That which is possessed by those who have never had their rectum penetrated, but not by those who have
3) The most prized possession of any heterosexual male
2) That which is possessed by those who have never had their rectum penetrated, but not by those who have
3) The most prized possession of any heterosexual male
1) She left her butt cherry at my house
2) When the spring broke through the cushion seat, I thought for a moment I had lost my butt cherry
3) As soon as he got back from the Navy, we asked him if he still had his butt cherry
2) When the spring broke through the cushion seat, I thought for a moment I had lost my butt cherry
3) As soon as he got back from the Navy, we asked him if he still had his butt cherry
by RotNWang December 02, 2003
Oh, fuck. I knew I should have wrapped it! Now I have poop-cock!
She gave me many wonderful things, but the poop-cock is a gift I wish I could return.
I could abide the farts but not the poop-cock.
She gave me many wonderful things, but the poop-cock is a gift I wish I could return.
I could abide the farts but not the poop-cock.
by RotNWang December 02, 2003
1) asshole in need of washing; so dirty the skin becomes permanently brown
2) an asshole that is unsafe to fuck; puts you at very high risk for poop-cock
2) an asshole that is unsafe to fuck; puts you at very high risk for poop-cock
by RotNWang December 02, 2003
We were going to go for a drive down H-Highway, but a brown starfish in the road put an abrupt end to our journey
by RotNWang December 04, 2003