Rostra Maximus's definitions

Earmuff

A deaf lesbian

Tina: Hey chika, lookin pretty fine!
Stacy: (silence)
Tina: Cmon! Whats wrong?
Jill: Don't worry Tina, she's just an Earmuff

by Rostra Maximus April 5, 2011

Darwin'd

Bitch Slappin someone with the evolutionary theory created by Charles Darwin.

Sara and Justin were discussing Evolution when. . .
Sara: All the pretty-smart people should destroy all ugly and stupid people to make way for smart and sexy people.

Justin: But I'm not pretty or smart!!!

Sara: You just got Darwin'd. . .

by Rostra Maximus September 1, 2010

Hoffhasseling

Making cruel and judgemental remarks about ones past. Especially if these remarks involve any of the following:
•Cheeseburgers
•Alcohol
•Sex
•Singing

•Having sex with a piece of plastic(Also known as Pamela Anderson)

Gilbert Gottfried: "David Hasselhoff walks into a bar every morning. . . And then stays there until it closes!"
That Guy: STOP HOFFHASSELING DAVID!!!

by Rostra Maximus August 17, 2010

Widow

An interesting strain of weed started in Spring, TX by an anonymous grower. Very odd buds, they actually look almost like leaves. Believed to be a cross between White Widow and Blue Widow

Guy1: Hey dude, pass me some of that Widow
Guy2:Dontcha mean "WHITE" widow?
Guy2:Nah, my dealer hooked me up

by Rostra Maximus August 3, 2010

Gangle-fuck

A fuckload of bad things

zombie: BRAAINS!!
victim: aw hell naw, gunna get mah brains eatin by a gangle-fuck of zombie shit

by Rostra Maximus August 17, 2010

When Charlie Sheen does a mountain of coke. . .

A statement made in that sounds incredibly obvious

Tim: Bitches be tripping
Eric: When Charlie Sheen does a mountain of coke. . .

by Rostra Maximus April 4, 2011

Camping experience

Going out into a tucked away area of a public location such as a community center or a park and forming a spot to hang out in.

Jim made a clubhouse in the forest near the school. It got knocked down. . . But it still kicked ass as a great Camping Experience.

by Rostra Maximus August 5, 2010