Rostra Maximus's definitions

Earmuff

A deaf lesbian

Tina: Hey chika, lookin pretty fine!
Stacy: (silence)
Tina: Cmon! Whats wrong?
Jill: Don't worry Tina, she's just an Earmuff

by Rostra Maximus April 5, 2011

When Charlie Sheen does a mountain of coke. . .

A statement made in that sounds incredibly obvious

Tim: Bitches be tripping
Eric: When Charlie Sheen does a mountain of coke. . .

by Rostra Maximus April 4, 2011

Darwin'd

Bitch Slappin someone with the evolutionary theory created by Charles Darwin.

Sara and Justin were discussing Evolution when. . .
Sara: All the pretty-smart people should destroy all ugly and stupid people to make way for smart and sexy people.

Justin: But I'm not pretty or smart!!!

Sara: You just got Darwin'd. . .

by Rostra Maximus September 1, 2010

Hoffhasseling

Making cruel and judgemental remarks about ones past. Especially if these remarks involve any of the following:
•Cheeseburgers
•Alcohol
•Sex
•Singing

•Having sex with a piece of plastic(Also known as Pamela Anderson)

Gilbert Gottfried: "David Hasselhoff walks into a bar every morning. . . And then stays there until it closes!"
That Guy: STOP HOFFHASSELING DAVID!!!

by Rostra Maximus August 17, 2010

Gangle-fuck

A fuckload of bad things

zombie: BRAAINS!!
victim: aw hell naw, gunna get mah brains eatin by a gangle-fuck of zombie shit

by Rostra Maximus August 17, 2010

Lolgy

An orgy of "lols".
Usually formed by teenage Californian females.

Girl1:I was like Lol!
Girl2:Really, lol?
Girl2: Yeah! And he was lolling too!
Guy: I DON'T WANT TO LISTEN TO YOUR LOLGY!!!!

by Rostra Maximus August 16, 2010

Camping experience

Going out into a tucked away area of a public location such as a community center or a park and forming a spot to hang out in.

Jim made a clubhouse in the forest near the school. It got knocked down. . . But it still kicked ass as a great Camping Experience.

by Rostra Maximus August 5, 2010