A fuckload of bad things
by Rostra Maximus August 17, 2010

Making cruel and judgemental remarks about ones past. Especially if these remarks involve any of the following:
•Cheeseburgers
•Alcohol
•Sex
•Singing
•Having sex with a piece of plastic(Also known as Pamela Anderson)
•Cheeseburgers
•Alcohol
•Sex
•Singing
•Having sex with a piece of plastic(Also known as Pamela Anderson)
Gilbert Gottfried: "David Hasselhoff walks into a bar every morning. . . And then stays there until it closes!"
That Guy: STOP HOFFHASSELING DAVID!!!
That Guy: STOP HOFFHASSELING DAVID!!!
by Rostra Maximus August 17, 2010

Tina: Hey chika, lookin pretty fine!
Stacy: (silence)
Tina: Cmon! Whats wrong?
Jill: Don't worry Tina, she's just an Earmuff
Stacy: (silence)
Tina: Cmon! Whats wrong?
Jill: Don't worry Tina, she's just an Earmuff
by Rostra Maximus April 05, 2011

Sara and Justin were discussing Evolution when. . .
Sara: All the pretty-smart people should destroy all ugly and stupid people to make way for smart and sexy people.
Justin: But I'm not pretty or smart!!!
Sara: You just got Darwin'd. . .
Sara: All the pretty-smart people should destroy all ugly and stupid people to make way for smart and sexy people.
Justin: But I'm not pretty or smart!!!
Sara: You just got Darwin'd. . .
by Rostra Maximus September 01, 2010

Going out into a tucked away area of a public location such as a community center or a park and forming a spot to hang out in.
Jim made a clubhouse in the forest near the school. It got knocked down. . . But it still kicked ass as a great Camping Experience.
by Rostra Maximus August 05, 2010

Girl1:I was like Lol!
Girl2:Really, lol?
Girl2: Yeah! And he was lolling too!
Guy: I DON'T WANT TO LISTEN TO YOUR LOLGY!!!!
Girl2:Really, lol?
Girl2: Yeah! And he was lolling too!
Guy: I DON'T WANT TO LISTEN TO YOUR LOLGY!!!!
by Rostra Maximus August 16, 2010

An interesting strain of weed started in Spring, TX by an anonymous grower. Very odd buds, they actually look almost like leaves. Believed to be a cross between White Widow and Blue Widow
Guy1: Hey dude, pass me some of that Widow
Guy2:Dontcha mean "WHITE" widow?
Guy2:Nah, my dealer hooked me up
Guy2:Dontcha mean "WHITE" widow?
Guy2:Nah, my dealer hooked me up
by Rostra Maximus August 03, 2010
