Definitions by Rory the sheep
Direland
The proper name for Ireland. Given due to the country's impending return to the stone age due to horrendous financial mismanagement, endemic political corruption and the country's inability to survive with European Union handouts.
Direland bloke in the 17th century: "To be sure to be sure, that Cromwell and the Brits are giving us a hard time and I'm poor, let's emigrate".
Direland bloke in the 18th century, "To be sure to be sure, the Brits after the United Irishmen rebellion is giving us a hard time and I'm poor, let's emigrate.
Direland bloke in the 19th century, "To be sure to be sure, I can't grow any potatoes so somehow the Brits are giving us a hard time and I'm poor, let's emigrate"
Direland bloke in the 20th century, "To be sure, to be sure, I live in a priest-ridden shite hole but somehow it has to be the Brits giving us a hard time, and I'm poor, let's emigrate"
Direland bloke in the 21th century, "To be sure, to be sure, my country got rich on an unsustainable financial boom due to us going cap in hand to the EU (partly funded by the evil Brits) but now our country met reality and so it's going to shit but somehow it's the Brits giving us a hard time, and I'm poor, let's emigrate".
Direland bloke in the 18th century, "To be sure to be sure, the Brits after the United Irishmen rebellion is giving us a hard time and I'm poor, let's emigrate.
Direland bloke in the 19th century, "To be sure to be sure, I can't grow any potatoes so somehow the Brits are giving us a hard time and I'm poor, let's emigrate"
Direland bloke in the 20th century, "To be sure, to be sure, I live in a priest-ridden shite hole but somehow it has to be the Brits giving us a hard time, and I'm poor, let's emigrate"
Direland bloke in the 21th century, "To be sure, to be sure, my country got rich on an unsustainable financial boom due to us going cap in hand to the EU (partly funded by the evil Brits) but now our country met reality and so it's going to shit but somehow it's the Brits giving us a hard time, and I'm poor, let's emigrate".
Direland by Rory the sheep May 26, 2010
ABE
ABE by Rory the Sheep October 10, 2009
fresh-air sniper
When you go outside after a few drinks and you turn from someone who is relatively sober to a drunken embarrassment.
fresh-air sniper by Rory the sheep September 24, 2009
Slumdee
The malnourished inbreds inhabitants of Slumdee need cheap alcohol and heroin to get some relief from the poverty stricken misery they call life.
Slumdee by Rory the sheep May 18, 2009
orc
''Look at those scummy orcs smashing up Manchester city centre.''
''The bigotry and violence of the orcs must be an escape from their miserable poverty-stricken lives.''
''That orc really reeks.''
''The bigotry and violence of the orcs must be an escape from their miserable poverty-stricken lives.''
''That orc really reeks.''
orc by Rory the sheep April 13, 2009