Definitions by Rorkus Funkster

NCDA 

An acronym for No Cum Dodging Allowed, after the Mike John pornographic title of the same name. Distributed by Jules Jordan Video, the niche of the series was the featured starlets concluding scenes by having several studs ejaculate directly onto her face and into her open mouth then, swallowing as much semen as possible, gokkun style.

"Keep your head there and open your mouth, NCDA!"

NCDA by Rorkus Funkster October 20, 2021

cuntriarchy 

A system of society or government in which Feminists hold the power and men's lawful rights are diminished in the name of 'equality'.

The belief that women are an oppressed underclass is the dominant ideology of cuntriarchy

cuntriarchy by Rorkus Funkster October 26, 2016

Shep 

An abbreviation for Shepparton, a city that is 181 kilometres north-east of Melbourne in Victoria, Australia.

People from Shepparton have been known to Shepresent their city.

"You'll have to excuse him, he's a Shep boy."

Shep by Rorkus Funkster July 17, 2015

Chomping at the bit 

A physical feeling, usually experienced by involuntary celibates, where one is so horny that they are unable to focus on anything other than their unsatisfied sexual urges, and experience uncomfortable tension so intense that they actually grind their teeth

I haven't been laid for three weeks and I'm chomping at the bit.

Chomping at the bit by Rorkus Funkster October 29, 2014