Rootbeer's definitions

Rootbeer

Crazy awesome caucasian MC from upstate New York. Founder of Liquid Records and co-founder of the Caucasian Invasion

The new Rootbeer album is incredible. Everyone should buy it

by Rootbeer February 19, 2005

Chingy

Horrible St. Louis rapper who's set a new low for hip-hop. His lyrics are shit and his flow is whack. He's released songs such as "Right Thurr", "One Call Away" and "Balla Baby", none of which have any real meaning

Chingy sucks huge dick!

by Rootbeer February 21, 2005

Freeway

Another crappy rapper signed to Rocafella records. He has a long beard. If he only owned a turban he would look like Osama Bin Laden. I enjoy beating the shit out of him in Def Jam: Fight For NY

Wow, Freeway sucks immensely. He should hang up the mic because he blows so badly.

by Rootbeer March 13, 2005

The Game

Rapper who sounded pretty good when he was underground but in January 2005 he came out with a shitty album called The Documentary. After this release, his labelmate 50 Cent started beef with him. The Game probably thinks of it as publicity but in reality it will do nothing but fuck up his career. If and when he comes out with another CD it won't have shit for sales.

The Game blows. He should stop making records before G-Unit eats him alive like they did with Ja Rule, Joe Budden and Jadakiss.

by Rootbeer July 5, 2005

o~Jé

MC from upstate New York. Signed to Rootbeer's Liquid Records. He likes Twinkees.

o~Jé is aight but he ain't as ill as Rootbeer. Maybe if he didn't talk about himself so damn much people would give him respect.

by Rootbeer February 19, 2005

Cello's Mom

Mother of Marcello Iaia. She is a fat whore with a crack addiction. She is to VitaCrack as Jared is to Subway.

Wow, Cello's Mom just lost another cat in her rolls of fat.

by Rootbeer March 15, 2005

Burger King

1. A popular, second-rate American fast food restaraunt
2. A verb, commonly used in Babylon, NY that denotes an act of hardcore, often vicious sexual intercourse in which the receiving partner sustains grave wounds or is even killed.

1. "Bro I went to Burger King last night and I found cat shit in my nuggets"
2. "hey man I was Burger Kinging this bitch in my car and I had to take her to the emergency room afterwards"

by RootBeer July 19, 2012