Rookie Sensation's definitions

Wimp Wagon

The wimp wagon is a an injury cart or medical cart that is used at concerts or sporting events to transport injured or sick people. Often the wimp wagon is used for fans who have had too much to drink or have overdosed.

Look at her, she's getting carried out on the wimp wagon!!

Wimp Wagon what's your 20??

by Rookie Sensation December 5, 2025

Masksexual

An individual that has become so conditioned to wearing a mask during the covid-19 pandemic, it now supersedes any sexual arousal they may have and gives them the highest level of gratification.

I thought Barb has become a masksexual. Nothing gives her more pleasure than wearing a mask to the grocery store or work.

by Rookie Sensation August 8, 2022

Pole vault cigarette

Pole vault cigarette - a king size heater that is so long it resembles a pole used by a pole vaulter .

She was so stressed she was hitting that pole vault cigarette the minute she got out of work.

by Rookie Sensation July 26, 2022

Masksexual

An individual that feels so much pride and exhilaration by wearing their covid-19 mask, they literally feel some form of sexual arousal.

Yo, did you see that masksexual put that face diaper on?
It's like they thought were single-handedly saving lives by strapping up.

by Rookie Sensation July 22, 2022

Masksexual

An individual who derives so much excitement and pride from wearing their covid-19 mask, The experience some level of sexual arousal.

Yo, did you see that masksexual strap that face diaper on? It's like he's single-handedly defeating covid by wearing it.

by Rookie Sensation July 22, 2022

Jurassic Park

Jurassic Park- a bar or club where the 50 and older crowd hangs out. Usually filled with people who have had multiple divorces

Dude, don't go there, it's Jurassic Park! Nothing but old heads.

by Rookie Sensation July 10, 2021

D.D.T.W.

D.D.T.W.-" disabled due to weight"
An individual who has become disabled because of morbid obesity. They usually require a wheelchair, scooter or oxygen.

Man, did you see that D.D.T.W. in Golden Coral? He must weighed 5 bills!

by Rookie Sensation July 9, 2021