An angry and bitter facial expression that belies an unhelpful attitude that some Negro people have toward white people. The Selma snarl is frequently found in employees of restaurants and airports. Negros with positions of power are often known to give a white person the Selma snarl. The Selma snarl is commonly seen on the faces of black people who work for any state's DMV office.
1. That woman who works at the help desk just gives one word answers, along with the obligatory Selma snarl.
by Rook's Buddy May 16, 2010
The mat of pubic hair on a female that must be parted before urination or the stream of urine will be split into a disgusting spray of nasty hot piss.
Example one: Lori has such a nasty mat of hair on her pussy that she must part her labia so that she can avoid spraying the entire toilet bowl with a golden piss cutter.
Example two: That nasty bitch pulled her panties aside to take a leak, but sprayed the bumper of my truck with a golden horrible piss cutter!
Example two: That nasty bitch pulled her panties aside to take a leak, but sprayed the bumper of my truck with a golden horrible piss cutter!
by Rook's Buddy May 08, 2010
Baytown is a city that is on the East end of the Houston, Texas metropolitan area. It is populated by people who are generally employed in the petrochemical industry and work in the refineries located in and near Baytown. These people are known to be generally hardworking, if somewhat unsophisticated. Many of these people could be called hillbillies or swampers. Trailer trash is commonly seen in and around the Baytown area. Sometimes these people are referred to as "refinery trash."
1. Dude, lets go to Baytown. We can hang out at the Sonic and pick up on some chicks who are really trailer!
2. I'm glad I made it out of Baytown alive, the belligerents driving their lifted pickup trucks were in a huge hurry to get back to the trailer park to climb on the old lady!
3. My girlfriend is special. She lives in Baytown and doesn't have a tattoo. Yet.
2. I'm glad I made it out of Baytown alive, the belligerents driving their lifted pickup trucks were in a huge hurry to get back to the trailer park to climb on the old lady!
3. My girlfriend is special. She lives in Baytown and doesn't have a tattoo. Yet.
by Rook's Buddy May 09, 2010
To say: "Shines like a diamond in a goat's ass" is to provide high praise for something or someone. A harsh term, it is often used by men in the working trades. A star baseball player on a mediocre team could be said to "shine like a diamond in a goat's ass." Often, the phrase is used as a compliment for a really nice car or motorcycle. Ironically, it would not be appropriate to compliment a diamond ring or other jewelry with this phrase. (Body piercings excepted.)
1. That new chrome on your Harley-Davidson shines like a diamond in a goat's ass!
2. The ghost flames on your pickup truck make it shine like a diamond in a goat's ass.
3. Inappropriate usage: "Your engagement ring shines like a diamond in a goat's ass!" (That might get you bitch-slapped.)
2. The ghost flames on your pickup truck make it shine like a diamond in a goat's ass.
3. Inappropriate usage: "Your engagement ring shines like a diamond in a goat's ass!" (That might get you bitch-slapped.)
by rook's Buddy May 23, 2010
The rural equivalent of ghetto fabulous. Also something or someone that appeals to hillbillies or trailer trash. Daisy Duke is "hillbilly fabulous."
Things that are hillbilly fabulous:
Guns
Pickup trucks
Marlboro Light cigarettes (Females only)
NASCAR
monster trucks
double-wide trailer
Texas
Michigan
Guns
Pickup trucks
Marlboro Light cigarettes (Females only)
NASCAR
monster trucks
double-wide trailer
Texas
Michigan
by Rook's Buddy May 13, 2010
A rude and offensive phrase said by a male to describe sexual intercourse with a female. Definitely an example of misogyny, "cut her meat" is often said to diminish and objectify the woman.
1. I went to my girlfriend's house and cut her meat. She sure is enjoyable to utilize sexually!
2. My girlfriend is a total hose beast. She got her meat cut when she went on that out-of-state road trip. I hope she made her lover use a rubber so that I don't get a venereal disease.
3. When I saw that extra-curvy BBW, I knew immediately that I would cut her meat.
2. My girlfriend is a total hose beast. She got her meat cut when she went on that out-of-state road trip. I hope she made her lover use a rubber so that I don't get a venereal disease.
3. When I saw that extra-curvy BBW, I knew immediately that I would cut her meat.
by Rook's buddy May 13, 2010
A debasing and nasty term for a lesbian, "tampon troll" is synonymous with bull-dyke. A tampon troll can often be found in non-traditional careers and jobs for females, such as: Police Officer, security guard, airline pilot and Border Patrol Agent. Female military officers are often tampon trolls.
Missing a penis, the tampon troll is jealous of, and generally resentful of males.
Missing a penis, the tampon troll is jealous of, and generally resentful of males.
1. Check out that tampon troll! She has her cigarettes rolled up in her shirt sleeve!
2. That tampon troll sure looks frightening when she wears that tool belt.
3. That cop that ticketed me for speeding was a nasty tampon troll. What a cunt! I bet she would not have cited me had I been an attractive woman.
2. That tampon troll sure looks frightening when she wears that tool belt.
3. That cop that ticketed me for speeding was a nasty tampon troll. What a cunt! I bet she would not have cited me had I been an attractive woman.
by Rook's Buddy May 13, 2010