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"Fuzzy credit card" is a moderately pejorative phrase referring to the costs that a male normally incurs while socializing with a female. An obvious and sophomoric comparison is made between using a credit card reader and the act of sexual intercourse: Sliding one's penis into a woman's vagina will rack up the highest interest rates you are ever going to pay.
1. That woman is a real fuzzy credit card. I'm bankrupting myself just trying to satisfy her desires for gifts and expensive dinners!
2. Dude, I had to dump that chick. I was racking up too many charges on that fuzzy credit card.
3. She sure is enjoyable to be around, but I had to shit-can her, because she ended up being a fuzzy credit card.
2. Dude, I had to dump that chick. I was racking up too many charges on that fuzzy credit card.
3. She sure is enjoyable to be around, but I had to shit-can her, because she ended up being a fuzzy credit card.
by Rook's Buddy May 9, 2010
Get the fuzzy credit card mug.Female, and perhaps effeminate males, that are exceptionally flighty and irresponsible are often called dingbats. Reason and accountability are concepts that dingbats refuse to acknowledge.
The dingbat got a speeding ticket on the way to her hair appointment. She was not upset about receiving the citation, but was very unsatisfied and upset about her bad haircut.
by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010
Get the dingbat mug.A body condom is an imaginary device that one might wish they had when they break down and have sexual intercourse with a really filthy woman. Her vagina reeks, and you can be certain that she is a candidate for having multiple STDs. Unfortunately, you don't have a body condom, and you are really horny, so you don a normal condom and dive in, hoping for the best.
1. That bitch was really nasty. I fucked her, but really wish I had worn a body condom, for a bit more protection.
2. That infestation of pubic lice could have been prevented by using a body condom!
2. That infestation of pubic lice could have been prevented by using a body condom!
by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010
Get the body condom mug.1. That stunt cunt fly! Look at how smooth and graceful she is!
2. I thought that aerobatic airplane was flown by a stunt cunt, because it is painted pink.
2. I thought that aerobatic airplane was flown by a stunt cunt, because it is painted pink.
by Rook's Buddy May 12, 2010
Get the stunt cunt mug.A rude and offensive phrase said by a male to describe sexual intercourse with a female. Definitely an example of misogyny, "cut her meat" is often said to diminish and objectify the woman.
1. I went to my girlfriend's house and cut her meat. She sure is enjoyable to utilize sexually!
2. My girlfriend is a total hose beast. She got her meat cut when she went on that out-of-state road trip. I hope she made her lover use a rubber so that I don't get a venereal disease.
3. When I saw that extra-curvy BBW, I knew immediately that I would cut her meat.
2. My girlfriend is a total hose beast. She got her meat cut when she went on that out-of-state road trip. I hope she made her lover use a rubber so that I don't get a venereal disease.
3. When I saw that extra-curvy BBW, I knew immediately that I would cut her meat.
by Rook's buddy May 13, 2010
Get the cut her meat mug.The term "scooter trash" generally refers to motorcyclists who are not organized into a more formal group. It is proper to refer to a group of middle-aged grey-beard types as scooter trash. Scooter trash can also refer to a group of teenagers and 20somethings on plastic Japanese motorcycles. Generally, scooter trash consists of harmless, relatively nice people who ride motorcycles. Biker gang members are not scooter trash.
1. Hey, check out the scooter trash on those crotch-rockets! Lets follow them; they probably know where the cool chicks hang out.
2. He is a good rider. He has been scooter trash for a long time.
2. He is a good rider. He has been scooter trash for a long time.
by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010
Get the scooter trash mug."Take a Midol" is a disparaging phrase said to a woman who is behaving in a bitchy and confrontational fashion, as women are know to do when experiencing the symptoms of PMS. Sometimes said by a male, the phrase is more powerful when uttered by a female toward another female, as a strong complaint about the woman's behavior and/or attitude. (Midol is a commonly used over-the-counter medication marketed to women for the symptoms of PMS.)
Woman to woman: What is wrong with you? Stop being so upset and take a Midol!
Man to woman: Honey, please! Take a Midol before we have another domestic violence event in this house trailer!
Man to woman: Honey, please! Take a Midol before we have another domestic violence event in this house trailer!
by Rook's Buddy June 3, 2010
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