Dick and Dom In Da Bungalow

1. a children's television programme on the BBC.

2. safe anal sex. Origin: contraception by means of using a dom. Thus creating a barrier between dick and bunghole (similar to 'bungalow') for sexual gratification and to prevent STDs.

husband: "oi, rib! fancy a shag?"

wife: "not at the moment love - It's that time of the month again."

husband: "no problem. Turn off the tele. It's time for dick & dom in da bungalow!"

by Ronny St Papps January 03, 2005

smoked fish

an unknown substance, or actually the aquatic animal, smoked in a rolled cigarette. Origin: the city of Dunton, Beds., England.

person 1: "what is that guy smoking?"

person 2: "It be that smoked fish shit"

by Ronny St Papps December 20, 2004

meinschaft

1. German word meaning 'community'.
2. The penis (as in 'my shaft'), especially a German one. Can have communal usage if one so desires.

"I stuck meinschaft into her beef-curtains"

by Ronny St Papps December 26, 2004

masturbativity

Frequency of masturbation - the amount of 'ones off the wrist' in a set period of time.

Doctor: "I'm certain that your abnormal masturbativity is to blame for the rawness of your penis".

by Ronny St Papps December 24, 2004

lord of the rings

1. a series of books written by JRR Tolkien.

2. a homosexual.

Origin: from lord, as in gaylord & ring, as in anus. Such a person belongs to the 'Fellowship of the Ring'.

"that bloke over there is very close to his male friend. He is blatantly a lord of the rings!"

by Ronny St Papps January 05, 2005