Ronny St Papps's definitions

bushcraft

1. survivalism. The ability to adapt and improvise in the wilderness.

2. The ability to adapt and improvise, using cunning, charm and wit to get into a woman's knickers.

"the way you flirted with that girl was pure bushcraft"

by Ronny St Papps January 5, 2005

creamy muck muck

1. the act of covering other people with 'gunge' on the BBC's Dick and Dom In Da Bungalow.

2. semen

3. the act of covering other people with semen.

Dom: "It's really satisyfying extending my wand and spraying creamy muck muck all over the kiddies!"

by Ronny St Papps February 4, 2005

smoked fish

an unknown substance, or actually the aquatic animal, smoked in a rolled cigarette. Origin: the city of Dunton, Beds., England.

person 1: "what is that guy smoking?"

person 2: "It be that smoked fish shit"

by Ronny St Papps December 20, 2004

masturbativity

Frequency of masturbation - the amount of 'ones off the wrist' in a set period of time.

Doctor: "I'm certain that your abnormal masturbativity is to blame for the rawness of your penis".

by Ronny St Papps December 24, 2004

lord of the rings

1. a series of books written by JRR Tolkien.

2. a homosexual.

Origin: from lord, as in gaylord & ring, as in anus. Such a person belongs to the 'Fellowship of the Ring'.

"that bloke over there is very close to his male friend. He is blatantly a lord of the rings!"

by Ronny St Papps January 5, 2005