Ronald k chump's definitions

Borange

Borange is a word that rhymes with Orange.

Jack:”hey I’m writing a song what word rhymes with orange”
Bill: “oh! Borange!”
Jack: “wtf is borange?”
Bill: “you weren’t supposed to ask. It didn’t have to end like this, Jack”
Jack: “what are you..” *dies immediately*

by Ronald k chump February 13, 2021

Lazbait

Lazy Ragebait

Dick Richardson: “Burgers are good but tomatoes, pickles, onions, and lettuce just ruin them”

Jimmy: “Fuck off with your shitty lazbait bro”

by Ronald k chump July 4, 2025

Borange

The only word that rhymes with Orange.

Gilbert: and I couldn’t think of a rhyme for orange for the life of me! I even tried to make up words like “Borange” but then I had to spend the next few years just coming up with a definition and normalizing this made up word! Anywho, I’ll have a Big Mac meal with a coke
McDonald’s cashier: that’ll be 8 dollars…

by Ronald k chump June 24, 2021

Joke miscarriage

When you think of a good thats revelent currently, but you waited too long to tell it and now its dead

Mark: look at that chicken crossing the road
John: *thinks of great joke*
Mark: Anyway...
*40 minutes later
John: i just had a joke miscarriage

by Ronald k chump August 7, 2018

Black toast intolerant

It’s actually “lactose intolerant”. And why tf would it be “black toast”? You know what LACTOSE intolerance is, what does burnt toast have to do with the inability to digest dairy? You’re letting me down man.

You: I’m black toast intolerant
Me: oh really? You can only consume regular toast? Not black toast?

You: what? No I mean dairy...
Me: *looks at camera in grief*

by Ronald k chump June 3, 2021

I am the senate

This phrase is what you say when an armed religious group storms into your office demanding to impeach you, or worse. If said group trys to persuade the senate to decide your fate, you boldy say “i am the senate”

Mace windu: the senate will decide your fate
Chancellor palpatine: i am the senate

by Ronald k chump September 19, 2018

Byzantophile

People who are sexually aroused to the borders of the Eastern Roman Empire

Dalton: hey look at this map of the Byzantine Empire
Me, a Byzantophile: I have to go to the bathroom

by Ronald k chump November 22, 2019