This phrase is what you say when an armed religious group storms into your office demanding to impeach you, or worse. If said group trys to persuade the senate to decide your fate, you boldy say “i am the senate”
by Ronald k chump September 19, 2018
A person who demands strict adherence to “the science” as determined by “the experts”. Usually these folks take criticism poorly and view any opposing claims as blasphemy
Bobby Joe: are these masks actually helping with anything? They can’t be that sanitary…
Betty Lou: shh a science thumper might hear you!
Betty Lou: shh a science thumper might hear you!
by Ronald k chump August 25, 2021
Gilbert: and I couldn’t think of a rhyme for orange for the life of me! I even tried to make up words like “Borange” but then I had to spend the next few years just coming up with a definition and normalizing this made up word! Anywho, I’ll have a Big Mac meal with a coke
McDonald’s cashier: that’ll be 8 dollars…
McDonald’s cashier: that’ll be 8 dollars…
by Ronald k chump June 24, 2021
Jack:”hey I’m writing a song what word rhymes with orange”
Bill: “oh! Borange!”
Jack: “wtf is borange?”
Bill: “you weren’t supposed to ask. It didn’t have to end like this, Jack”
Jack: “what are you..” *dies immediately*
Bill: “oh! Borange!”
Jack: “wtf is borange?”
Bill: “you weren’t supposed to ask. It didn’t have to end like this, Jack”
Jack: “what are you..” *dies immediately*
by Ronald k chump February 13, 2021
Dalton: hey look at this map of the Byzantine Empire
Me, a Byzantophile: I have to go to the bathroom
Me, a Byzantophile: I have to go to the bathroom
by Ronald k chump November 22, 2019
It’s actually “lactose intolerant”. And why tf would it be “black toast”? You know what LACTOSE intolerance is, what does burnt toast have to do with the inability to digest dairy? You’re letting me down man.
You: I’m black toast intolerant
Me: oh really? You can only consume regular toast? Not black toast?
You: what? No I mean dairy...
Me: *looks at camera in grief*
Me: oh really? You can only consume regular toast? Not black toast?
You: what? No I mean dairy...
Me: *looks at camera in grief*
by Ronald k chump June 03, 2021
The proper version of the “you” category. Not to be confused with “your” which most people get wrong. Correcting someone’s grammar in a comment section is proven to end the argument in your favor.
Ross: your the worst hunter ever Chad. A retarded monkey with arthritis could aim better than you.
Chad: *You’re
Ross: (stops living)
Chad: *You’re
Ross: (stops living)
by Ronald k chump November 17, 2018