Definitions by Ronald k chump

Lazbait 

Lazy Ragebait

Dick Richardson: “Burgers are good but tomatoes, pickles, onions, and lettuce just ruin them”

Jimmy: “Fuck off with your shitty lazbait bro”

Lazbait by Ronald k chump July 4, 2025

Prequel-Pilled

Prequel-Pilled is realizing the brilliance of the Star Wars Prequels (the lore, the soundtrack, the duels, and yes the dialogue) and that you have been conditioned by the media into hating the series by people that can’t comprehend it’s genius.

Bill: the Star Wars Prequels SUCK!
Fred: oh really? Why is that
Bill: The Dialogue! Ha ha so bad!
Fred: *spends hours of explaining the brilliance of the lore and why you can’t even fault the dialogue because of the net-positive impact it had on society*
Fred: And that’s why Anakin’s fall was so genius
Bill: *now a genius with an intellect of 200* wow I’m prequel-pilled”
Fred: Gooood😈

Prequel-Pilled by Ronald k chump June 5, 2022

Science thumper 

A person who demands strict adherence to “the science” as determined by “the experts”. Usually these folks take criticism poorly and view any opposing claims as blasphemy

Bobby Joe: are these masks actually helping with anything? They can’t be that sanitary…
Betty Lou: shh a science thumper might hear you!

Science thumper by Ronald k chump August 24, 2021

Borange 

The only word that rhymes with Orange.

Gilbert: and I couldn’t think of a rhyme for orange for the life of me! I even tried to make up words like “Borange” but then I had to spend the next few years just coming up with a definition and normalizing this made up word! Anywho, I’ll have a Big Mac meal with a coke
McDonald’s cashier: that’ll be 8 dollars…

Borange by Ronald k chump June 24, 2021

Black toast intolerant 

It’s actually “lactose intolerant”. And why tf would it be “black toast”? You know what LACTOSE intolerance is, what does burnt toast have to do with the inability to digest dairy? You’re letting me down man.

You: I’m black toast intolerant
Me: oh really? You can only consume regular toast? Not black toast?

You: what? No I mean dairy...
Me: *looks at camera in grief*

Black toast intolerant by Ronald k chump June 3, 2021

Borange 

Borange is a word that rhymes with Orange.

Jack:”hey I’m writing a song what word rhymes with orange”
Bill: “oh! Borange!”
Jack: “wtf is borange?”
Bill: “you weren’t supposed to ask. It didn’t have to end like this, Jack”
Jack: “what are you..” *dies immediately*

Borange by Ronald k chump February 13, 2021

Byzantophile 

People who are sexually aroused to the borders of the Eastern Roman Empire

Dalton: hey look at this map of the Byzantine Empire
Me, a Byzantophile: I have to go to the bathroom

Byzantophile by Ronald k chump November 22, 2019