Ron Palmer's definitions

sesame street

In Poker, a straight consisting of Ace-two-three-four-five.

This obviously comes from the TV Show Sesame Street, which helps preschoolers learn to count.

You've got two pair, but I've got Sesame Street.

by Ron Palmer March 23, 2005

Double Chuck

(n) In Poker, having a four-of-a-kind made up of all twos.

See: Chuck

You've got a Full House, but I've got Double-Chuck

by Ron Palmer March 23, 2005

UFI

(proper noun) The University of Iowa (Iowa City).

More accurately, The University of Freakin' Iowa.

This stems from Iowa men's basketball coach Steve Alford saying "You're from Freakin' Iowa" when stunned that a local reporter would ask him if he's interested in the Indiana basketball job.

My grades are so bad, I couldn't even get into UFI.

by Ron Palmer March 26, 2005

Ripper and Tripper

(n) In Poker, a pair of jacks.


Named after two famous Jacks... Jack the Ripper and Jack Tripper from "Three's Company"

You've got a pair of tens, but I've got Ripper and Tripper

by Ron Palmer March 23, 2005

Rumpus Von Buttocks

(n) The fleshy part of the human body that you sit on. Also known as "butt" "rear end," or simply "buttocks."

I've got to get off my Rumpus Von Buttocks and go mow the yard.

by Ron Palmer March 25, 2005

Dabneys and Dollys

(n) In poker, having a hand that consists of at least two nines and two fives. This can either be a pair of nines and fives, or a Full House made up of nines and fives.

From the movie "Nine to Five" starring Dabney Coleman and Dolly Parton

"Your flush doesn't beat my Full House of Dabneys and Dollys!"

by Ron Palmer March 23, 2005

Barbara Feldon

(n) In Poker, a pair of nines

This is named after Barbara Feldon's character on the TV show "Get Smart." She was known only as "Ninty-Nine."

You've got a pair of eights, but I've got Barbara Feldon!

by Ron Palmer March 23, 2005