Definitions by Ron

Lort 

An ignorant fuck. Usually referring to a person from Europe who thinks they know American culture by watching our media.
or
Someone who views Americans of all races as inferior and bastardized in language and culture.
This word has become more popular since after 9/11.

See that French lort over there.

Lort by Ron June 6, 2003

penisleech 

one who sucks much penis

philip, you're the biggest penisleech i have ever seen.

penisleech by ron May 22, 2003

stella artois 

reassuringly expensive

stella artois by Ron May 17, 2003

kebab 

1. Obscure meat product in pitta bread, accompanied by salad and chilli

2. Female Genitalia


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Staple diet of pissheads

kebab by Ron May 17, 2003

titsup 

Haywire

After an hour of flying the auto-pilot
went "titsup" and we crashed.

titsup by Ron May 8, 2003

make up

War paint for birds

make up by Ron May 5, 2003

CCL 

Acronym for "couldn't care less". Describes an issue that is so unimportant that it is not worth pursuing or discussing further; see whatever.

John: This is a bug.
Harriet: No, it's a feature. I can explain to you for three hours why it's like that.
John: CCL. Whatever.

CCL by Ron April 10, 2003