Roman Totale's definitions

honge

To get stuck in ,somewhat wildy in a sexual situation, not limited to penetrative sex, can be oral, breast sex, any sex act performed with a wild abandon, bordering on madness.

Mcluskie: So What happened last night? Any luck?

Mate of Mcluskie: God, yes! Honged down on her like a beast! Messy business.

by Roman Totale April 20, 2007

benderism

A comment with homosexual origin or expressed in a strongly homosexual manner.

Mate of Mcluskie: Have you got the time please?

Mcluskie: Oooh, you cheeky man, don't make me spank you.

The reply is most definately a benderism.

by Roman Totale May 22, 2007

fire dance

Soemone who is so bad at dancing that their actions could occassion comments such as "I have seen people on fire move better". A fire dance is being performed.

Look at that dim limbed twat in fire dance mode

by Roman Totale October 30, 2007

aquanog

A scuba diver of colour

My word, isn't that Everton Cousteau the world renowned black diving expert? A true aquanog if ever there was one.

by Roman Totale November 18, 2007

astronog

An Astronaut of colour

Blimey, the first black man in space, guess he's an astronog

by Roman Totale October 23, 2007

cosmonog

A russian man of colour in space, as opposed to the usual white space traveller, cosmonaut

Man, did you see that cosmonog in the new sputnik?

by Roman Totale October 23, 2007

mugfuck

1) Sex with a mug, tea or coffe mug are equally acceptable

Blimey, got a savage horn on yesterday, ended up having a mugfuck to quiten the atomic rod I'd gotten.

by Roman Totale October 27, 2007