Definitions by Roman Totale

aquanog 

A scuba diver of colour

My word, isn't that Everton Cousteau the world renowned black diving expert? A true aquanog if ever there was one.

aquanog by Roman Totale November 18, 2007

fire dance 

Soemone who is so bad at dancing that their actions could occassion comments such as "I have seen people on fire move better". A fire dance is being performed.

Look at that dim limbed twat in fire dance mode

fire dance by Roman Totale October 30, 2007

mugfuck 

1) Sex with a mug, tea or coffe mug are equally acceptable

Blimey, got a savage horn on yesterday, ended up having a mugfuck to quiten the atomic rod I'd gotten.

mugfuck by Roman Totale October 27, 2007

funkshaft 

A smelly penis, usually cheese crusted.

Blimey, that Brostoff is a fucking funkshaft

funkshaft by Roman Totale October 27, 2007

astronog 

An Astronaut of colour

Blimey, the first black man in space, guess he's an astronog

astronog by Roman Totale October 23, 2007

cosmonog 

A russian man of colour in space, as opposed to the usual white space traveller, cosmonaut

Man, did you see that cosmonog in the new sputnik?

cosmonog by Roman Totale October 23, 2007

benderism

A comment with homosexual origin or expressed in a strongly homosexual manner.

Mate of Mcluskie: Have you got the time please?

Mcluskie: Oooh, you cheeky man, don't make me spank you.

The reply is most definately a benderism.

benderism by Roman Totale May 22, 2007