Rolandofgilead 's definitions

Bears of a Feather

A malaphor describing two people exhibiting ursine characteristics such as going to bed early, excessive sleepiness, or sniffing out food in the early morning.

"sorry i missed the show, I fell asleep at six"
"so did I"
"well aren't we just bears of a feather"

by Rolandofgilead December 22, 2024

Detective's Kick

An investigative probe into the world around you made by aggressively putting the boot to someone or something.

"Is he dead?"
*Detective's Kick*

"Owww!"
"nope"

by Rolandofgilead May 27, 2024

Cactus Drunk

Especially drunk on Mezcal

bro, don't let him do the math, boy's cactus drunk.

by Rolandofgilead May 27, 2024

Neck Dart

Strong marijuana, specifically a concentrated extract in a vape pen.

"I took a hit of Paige's neck dart and now I can't stand up"

"You got a fuckin dart in your neck!"

by Rolandofgilead March 29, 2019

Cat Polio

The inability to do something because you have a cat on your lap.

“Can you grab me a beer? I can’t get up, I have cat polio”

by Rolandofgilead September 2, 2025

Tight Goose

Precisely in order. A malaphor that is the opposite of Loosey Goosey.

"That's never passing inspection, he runs a tight goose"

by Rolandofgilead December 22, 2024

Carnal Oboe

An oversized skin flute, requiring exceptional embouchure to navigate its exceptionally stiff reed and penetrating sound.

Hark, what lilting gag waft from that bathroom stall? Serenade hither mine carnal oboe!

by Rolandofgilead February 16, 2025