Definitions by Rolandofgilead

Cat Polio 

The inability to do something because you have a cat on your lap.

“Can you grab me a beer? I can’t get up, I have cat polio”

Cat Polio by Rolandofgilead September 2, 2025

Barf Rocks 

Large crystals of MDMA.

We bangin barf rocks all night!

Barf Rocks by Rolandofgilead August 27, 2025

Carnal Oboe 

An oversized skin flute, requiring exceptional embouchure to navigate its exceptionally stiff reed and penetrating sound.

Hark, what lilting gag waft from that bathroom stall? Serenade hither mine carnal oboe!

Carnal Oboe by Rolandofgilead February 16, 2025

Bears of a Feather

A malaphor describing two people exhibiting ursine characteristics such as going to bed early, excessive sleepiness, or sniffing out food in the early morning.

"sorry i missed the show, I fell asleep at six"
"so did I"
"well aren't we just bears of a feather"

Bears of a Feather by Rolandofgilead December 22, 2024

Bear Season

The urge to go to bed at 7PM when it gets dark very early in the northern hemisphere.

"Wanna go get a beer?"
"Can't: Bear Season."

"I fell asleep at six and was wide awake by 3 AM"
"yeah man, that's Bear Season for you"

Bear Season by Rolandofgilead December 22, 2024

Tight Goose 

Precisely in order. A malaphor that is the opposite of Loosey Goosey.

"That's never passing inspection, he runs a tight goose"

Tight Goose by Rolandofgilead December 22, 2024

Cactus Drunk 

Especially drunk on Mezcal

bro, don't let him do the math, boy's cactus drunk.

Cactus Drunk by Rolandofgilead May 27, 2024