Roger DeCoster's definitions

squirt of piss

A unit of measurement used to describe very small increments of concern. A tiny amount.

"I don't care one squirt of piss whether you want to go drinking tonight or not. We're going."

by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005

shit green apples

A statement of entusiastic surprise and delight.

"If George Bush manages to keep from bankrupting this country, I'll shit green apples."

by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005

smarties

A unit of measurement used to describe the length of a woman's nipples by way of comparison to how many 'smarties' candies you would need to stack to equal the nipple length.

"The girl in the pink bikini is showing three smarties"

by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005

folgers can

A large-diamater loud exhaust pipe or muffler attached to a tricked out Japanese car that typically scrapes across the ground and makes a car irritatingly loud. See also fart pipe

I saw a couple Inegra's with Folgers Cans racing over to the Bento shop.

by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005

schlong

synonymous with mullet. Basically a combination of the words 'short' and 'long' referring to the short and long hair parts that make up a mullet.

"That guy just got his schlong caught in the fan blade of his Camaro."

by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005

turkey burp

The act of purposely projectile vomiting. Usually done when one is drunk as a means of purging alcohol from one's system on purpose.

"John got so drunk that he turkey burped off the side of the deck."

by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005

dick sitter

One who pilots a crotch rocket or high-performance motorcycle. Used to describe the position in which rides actually sit on their reproductive organs rather than on their gluteous maximus.

"I saw a couple of dick sitter's polishing their bikes outside of starbucks yesterday."

by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005