4 definition by Roger Clemens

1. n. one who puts stupid ass definitions on Urbandictionary.com about people they know personally from their school.

Listen up, kiddies: its not cool - and it never will be - to write about how (hot, athletic, sexy, ugly, stupid, mean) you think (name) from (location) is.

Your pal won't think you're much cooler, you're enemy will only laugh at you more because of your pathetic cyber-nerd venting methods and your date won't think your confession of true love on the internet is original. In fact, they'll probably think you're an assclown.

1. A website filled with games such as chess and pool.
2. A good alternative to actually paying attention in high school.

also known as philadelphia, the City of Brotherly Love, the city gets its nickname from the smog, litter and overall dirtiness that best describes most of Philly. The city is dying, but most of those who glamorize the city are too busy partying to notice what is really going on.

1. A city that is falling apart thanks to poverty and deindustrialization.

2. A place where people from the clean, safe SUBURBS of Philly claim to live, but the reality is only poor black people live in Philly, alongside the white, suburban population that temporarily calls the city home as they pursue their degrees at Temple, La Salle Drexel, University of the Arts or U Penn.

3. A place that, although already rich in history, got screwed out of becoming the capital of the United States because of the Dixieolopoly that forced the "compromised" location of present day Washington D.C.

4. A city that can't seem to produce a championship in any sport, no matter how promising each year looks.

5. Getting screwed over in general