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Definitions by Rodrigo M.

Balzheimer's 

Having the affliction of saying you forgot something that was really your fault and blaming it on someone else.
From the Daily Show with Jon Stewart:

"Cheney, your complaining about your plan? Can you ever lose? No wonder you're ever wrong!... I think it's become very clear: Dick Cheney is now in full-blown stage four Balzheimer's."
Balzheimer's by Rodrigo M. July 1, 2009
A pun on the word unlawful, meaning that something is cruelly funny.
-Haha, that person got run over by a car!
-That's unlolful.
unlolful by Rodrigo M. April 4, 2009
-Did you see the fail blog today?
-Yeah, the video of the boat fail was very lolful
lolful by Rodrigo M. April 4, 2009

kill harmonic orchestra 

A phase made by the game Perfect Dark Zero that the announcer says in deathmatch after the player does 30 kills in a row. It comes after killtacular and various others.
-I threw a tennis ball at him and got a headshot!
-That's a kill harmonic orchestra with 29 more freshmen!

loltamir 

An abbreviation for "laugh out loud throw a midget in a river." Often used when rofl and lmao and lol get old. Also commonly used as antihumour, to make the reader seem like a complete noob.
-Did you see that video of a walrus doing sit ups?
-Yeah, loltamir.

-Loltamir
-What does that mean?
-Haha, noob.
loltamir by Rodrigo M. February 17, 2008