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Definitions by Rod Brock

constellations 

Used to describe the circumstance of someone having a large quantity of pimples, particularly on their posterior.
Making a bad porno movie worse were the myriad constellations of zits upon the actor's asses.
constellations by Rod Brock July 26, 2006
1.) A variety of chewing tobacco, sold as a bar of tightly compressed, cured tobacco leaves compressed between sheets of brown paper or whole tobacco leaves. Plug tobacco is commonly cured with mollasses. While less common than many years ago, plug tobacco is still manufactured: "Day's Work" is a common brand. Remnants of the plug-making process are sold as scrap, where the loose leaf material is packed in a bag.

2.) The wad of plug or scrap tobacco that is held between the cheek and gum, often producing a bulging appearance on the side of the face. This, along with spitting, was once a common sight when it was a fad for baseball players to chew plug tobacco during a game.
Damn, I need a chew - where's my plug?
plug by Rod Brock July 26, 2006

ice lolly 

British term for a frozen confection on a stick, equivalent to the American term "popsicle." In the plural sense, the term "lolly ices" may be used, e.g., "one ice lolly," or "an entire selection of lolly ices."
It was a hot day in Merseyside, and Bill stopped by the ASDA to buy a box of lolly ices, but they were sold out; a clerk told him there wasn't an ice lolly to be had all the way to Blackpool.
ice lolly by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

shit-a-wiped 

Trinidadian slang for being profoundly intoxicated with alcohol.
Man, that was some bad-ass rum Rene brought back from St. Croix - just one bottle and the two of us were shit-a-wiped.
shit-a-wiped by Rod Brock July 24, 2006
Inflammation of the sebaceous gland of they eyelid. Folklore held that one got a sty from urinating upon a public roadway.
My brother was always getting a sty on one or the other of his eyes, but he swore he never peed along the roadside when he was walking home from school.
sty by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

smart like tractor

Term used to describe one who is monumentally stupid.
Cleatus is smart like tractor - burned his ball sack trying to light his farts with a propane torch.

haymaker 

An exceptionally loud, resounding fart.
BOOM, he let one go, a first rate haymaker.
haymaker by Rod Brock July 24, 2006