Rod Brock's definitions

the demon did it

Term used to explain away a circumstance that no one accepts responsibility for, or that seemingly cannot be explained in a prosaic manner.

Mike: Who the fuck took a bite out of my sandwich?
Ike: I dunno. I guess the demon did it.

by Rod Brock September 24, 2005

Johnny Brown Pants

The condition of having brown stains, or skid marks on your underwear. May also be used a locker room taunt by young children, or at home by siblings.

Kiddo, you've got one serious case of Johnny brown pants.

by Rod Brock May 22, 2006

jeep

A fictional animal with magical powers, from the old Popeye cartoons. The one most commonly featured was named "Eugene, the Magical Jeep." Magical jeeps make a "jeep-jeep" sound.

Oh, my gosh, Eugene the Magical Jeep was run over by a steamroller!

by Rod Brock July 29, 2006

jump the fence

To abandon a heterosexual lifestyle for a homosexual one. May pertain to men or women.

Cynthia told me she's fed up with men, and might jump the fence.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

four foot and a fag paper

Scottish slang to describe someone who is very short.

She's a wee thing, naught but four foot and a fag paper high, but she's got spunk.

by Rod Brock July 27, 2006

neanderthal

Primitive humans which lived throughout much of Europe, but particulary in France, and Germany. The term "Neanderthal," derives from the Neanderthal Valley in Germany, where the first fossils were found. Anatomically, they differed from their chief competitors, Cro-Magnon man in that they tended to be more squat, with thicker bones, and brow ridges. They existed through hunter-gathering activities, as did the Cro-Magnon, but seem to have been less technologically innovative, a quality which may have contributed to their ultimate demise.

How many Neanderthals died in encounters with wooly mammoths is anyone's guess.

by Rod Brock July 27, 2006

stinkbutt bastard

One who cuts a smelly fart in a circumstance in which all are grossed out and suffer, such as an office meeting, at the dinner table, in a restaurant, etc.

Have a little respect you stinkbutt bastard - it's your own grandmother's funeral!

by Rod Brock August 1, 2006