Rod Brock's definitions

guilty pleasure

Keeping a secret collection of ABBA and Carpenters and listening to their albums when no one else is around.

I know it's a guilty pleasure, but those Swedish Babes in ABBA are my best girls.

by Rod Brock March 11, 2007

buttbreath

A person with such extreme halitosis that their breath can be smelled all the way across a large room when they are speaking.

Gene has buttbreath all the time - it must be that diet of coffee and donuts.

by Rod Brock July 27, 2006

jungle jill

An unusually hairy woman with unshaven legs, armpits, bikini line, arse-crack, and occasionally even a moustache or beard.

Get a load of jungle jill over there - I bet she hasn't owned a razor in years.

by Rod Brock September 24, 2005

spinach

American currency. The greenback.

I dream of finding a bag of spinach in the ditch every night.

by Rod Brock July 27, 2006

horsebite

To grab a fleshy part on another's body, particularly on the underside of the upper arm, squeeze tightly, and then pull your fingers loose without loosening one's grip. Creates a bruise identical in appearance to the one produced by the bite of a horse.

Mr. Jones sent Bill to the office for giving other kids horsebites, noting that such severe bruising could cause blood clots.

by Rod Brock August 1, 2006

darkie

A brand of toothpaste displaying an African-American male with very black skin and very white teeth on the tube. Discontinued in the 1980s.

I was startled to see what seemed a brand-new tube of "Darkie" brand toothpaste in Tom's medicine cabinet; I didn't think it was available anymore.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

Mister Happy

A dildo. A kind of sex toy, usually modeled after the male member, used primarily by females, but sometimes employed in sexplay by either heterosexual or homosexual couples.

Men are a pain in the ass - you have to feed and coddle them and stroke their egos. All Mister Happy needs is two "D" batteries.

by Rod Brock September 24, 2005