Rod Brock's definitions
1.) A profoundly unattractive female member of a fictional aboriginal people called "the Goons," featured in the old "Popeye" cartoons. Alice had a squiggle for a mouth and a flowerpot for a hat, and wore a grass skirt, of sorts. She fancied Popeye as a love-interest, but Popeye wanted nothing to do with Alice, understandably. However, she was much larger and stronger than Popeye (when he was sans spinach, anyway), and she would pick him up and croon, in a robotic monotone, "I love Popeye. I love Popeye," while he struggled to get away.
2.) A term used to describe an unattractive female.
2.) A term used to describe an unattractive female.
by Rod Brock July 29, 2006
Get the Alice the Goonmug. A wrestling maneuver where one's opponent is lifted vertically over ones head with his/her feet facing upwards, and then tossed down on the canvas upon his/her back. Looks painful, but the thickness of the canvas and the spring suspension of WWF rings absorbs much of the impact; it "stings" more than it bruises.
by Rod Brock July 27, 2006
Get the flying maremug. I used to get Fingerhut catalogs in the mail on a quarterly basis, but all at once they just stopped coming.
by Rod Brock July 24, 2006
Get the fingerhutmug. Cleatus is smart like tractor - burned his ball sack trying to light his farts with a propane torch.
by Rod Brock July 24, 2006
Get the smart like tractormug. In the "Lord of the Rings" trilogy, as well as "The Hobbit," Hobbit Holes were the residences of Hobbits, usually built into a hillside.
by Rod Brock July 27, 2006
Get the hobbit holemug. by Rod Brock July 24, 2006
Get the haymakermug. Generic term for "the average guy." The "man on the street," so to speak. Sometimes lengthened to "Joe Blow from Kokomo" (after Kokomo, Indiana).
by Rod Brock July 24, 2006
Get the Joe Blowmug.