Rod Brock's definitions

slider

A "silent but deadly" fart.

Somebody was makin' sliders in class.

by Rod Brock May 22, 2006

hobbit hole

In the "Lord of the Rings" trilogy, as well as "The Hobbit," Hobbit Holes were the residences of Hobbits, usually built into a hillside.

Frodo retired to his hobbit hole to write "There and Back Again."

by Rod Brock July 27, 2006

skirt

A term peculiar to winos - a "skirt" is the brown paper bag which holds the bottle. Most often used when the fortified wine of choice is Wild Irish Rose.

"Gimme a pint of Rosie with a skirt, Apu."

by Rod Brock May 22, 2006

smart like tractor

Term used to describe one who is monumentally stupid.

Cleatus is smart like tractor - burned his ball sack trying to light his farts with a propane torch.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

piggies

Slang for "toes." Plural form of "piggy."

Singular: "This little piggy went to market..."

Plural: "My piggies are freezing."

by Rod Brock March 11, 2007

flying mare

A wrestling maneuver where one's opponent is lifted vertically over ones head with his/her feet facing upwards, and then tossed down on the canvas upon his/her back. Looks painful, but the thickness of the canvas and the spring suspension of WWF rings absorbs much of the impact; it "stings" more than it bruises.

And the Baron executes a perfect flying mare, taking Gorgeous George down a notch or two!

by Rod Brock July 27, 2006

fingerhut

Mail-order house, seller of novelty goods, household products, etc.

I used to get Fingerhut catalogs in the mail on a quarterly basis, but all at once they just stopped coming.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006