Rod Brock's definitions

shrimp

A small, underdeveloped person, most often male. A "90 pound weakling."

Adj. - shrimpy

That kid is a shrimp - you could take him with one hand tied behind your back.

by Rod Brock May 22, 2006

half and half

A cheap brand of "all-purpose" smoking tobacco - one of the earliest packaged, branded pipe tobaccos in the U.S. - with the slogan "a cargo of contentment in the bowl of any pipe." A long-standing joke involving the product's name asserts that it is named "half and half" because it is comprised of "half horseshit and half bullshit" (in reality, the mixture is half "bright" and half "burley" tobaccos). Some old-timers speculate that the half and half joke may have given rise to the novelty "horseshit cigarettes" sold in the U.S. in the 1920s-30s (not real horseshit), which featured the slogans "not a fart in a carload," and "try one, you mooching bastard."

Half and half is still sold at most retail outlets carrying tobacco products.

"Cargo of contentment," my piles - half and half is harsh and bitter.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

one eight one

Metric for sixty nine, a sexual practice where two individuals perform oral sex on one another.

One eight one is my lucky number, baby.

by Rod Brock March 11, 2007

kowtow

From the Chinese. To grovel, or pay obeisance to.

If you don't kowtow to the boss, you'll be out of a job.

by Rod Brock May 22, 2006

saber rattler

Someone who encourages rushing to war. Essentially identical in meaning to warmonger

A lot of those old boys are saber rattlers; it's because they fought in WWII, and think it builds character.

by Rod Brock March 10, 2007

pruneface

1.Term used to describe an elderly person with an extremely wrinkled face, most often employed when said person is of a nasty disposition.

2. A villain with a wrinkled face, from the old Dick Tracy comic strip.

That old pruneface nextdoor ought to mind her own business.

by Rod Brock July 29, 2006

woo

An acronym for "Waste Of Oxygen." A worthless person.

Dubya is a fuckin' woo.

by Rod Brock October 4, 2005