Rod Brock's definitions

four foot and a fag paper

Scottish slang to describe someone who is very short.

She's a wee thing, naught but four foot and a fag paper high, but she's got spunk.

by Rod Brock July 27, 2006

jump the fence

To abandon a heterosexual lifestyle for a homosexual one. May pertain to men or women.

Cynthia told me she's fed up with men, and might jump the fence.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

neanderthal

Primitive humans which lived throughout much of Europe, but particulary in France, and Germany. The term "Neanderthal," derives from the Neanderthal Valley in Germany, where the first fossils were found. Anatomically, they differed from their chief competitors, Cro-Magnon man in that they tended to be more squat, with thicker bones, and brow ridges. They existed through hunter-gathering activities, as did the Cro-Magnon, but seem to have been less technologically innovative, a quality which may have contributed to their ultimate demise.

How many Neanderthals died in encounters with wooly mammoths is anyone's guess.

by Rod Brock July 27, 2006

shrimp

A small, underdeveloped person, most often male. A "90 pound weakling."

Adj. - shrimpy

That kid is a shrimp - you could take him with one hand tied behind your back.

by Rod Brock May 22, 2006

Herman the one-eyed German

A penis. Whimsical term for the male sexual member.

I hope Herman the one-eyed German isn't planning a visit tonight - I'm tired and have a headache.

by Rod Brock September 24, 2005

dog turds

Turd-shaped, chocolate-glazed "donut bites," sold boxed in grocery outlet stores.

I picked up a couple of boxes of dog turds to have with coffee on Sunday morning.

by Rod Brock July 27, 2006

Indigo Krapp

Author of "Montezuma's Revenge," a thriller novel where millions of hyper-intelligent amoeba invade the water supply of Tijuana, Mexico.

There I was, sitting on the toilet, reading "Montezuma's Revenge, by Indigo Krapp.

by Rod Brock March 11, 2007