March Hare

A term employed to state that someone is crazy, e.g., "mad as a March Hare." Derives from the March Hare which Alice pursues down the rabbit hole in Lewis Carrol's "Alice in Wonderland."
He's crazier than a March hare, and needs to be locked up.
by Rod Brock July 29, 2006
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ice lolly

British term for a frozen confection on a stick, equivalent to the American term "popsicle." In the plural sense, the term "lolly ices" may be used, e.g., "one ice lolly," or "an entire selection of lolly ices."
It was a hot day in Merseyside, and Bill stopped by the ASDA to buy a box of lolly ices, but they were sold out; a clerk told him there wasn't an ice lolly to be had all the way to Blackpool.
by Rod Brock July 24, 2006
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consensus science

The first and last refuge of the clueless. Essentially an oxymoron, since the mechanisms of "consensus" (in the sociological sense) and the methods of science are mutually exclusive.
Consensus science teaches us that the sky is going to fall.
by Rod Brock April 06, 2008
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horsebite

To grab a fleshy part on another's body, particularly on the underside of the upper arm, squeeze tightly, and then pull your fingers loose without loosening one's grip. Creates a bruise identical in appearance to the one produced by the bite of a horse.
Mr. Jones sent Bill to the office for giving other kids horsebites, noting that such severe bruising could cause blood clots.
by Rod Brock August 01, 2006
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fingerhut

Mail-order house, seller of novelty goods, household products, etc.
I used to get Fingerhut catalogs in the mail on a quarterly basis, but all at once they just stopped coming.
by Rod Brock July 24, 2006
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one eight one

Metric for sixty nine, a sexual practice where two individuals perform oral sex on one another.
One eight one is my lucky number, baby.
by Rod Brock March 09, 2007
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plug

1.) A variety of chewing tobacco, sold as a bar of tightly compressed, cured tobacco leaves compressed between sheets of brown paper or whole tobacco leaves. Plug tobacco is commonly cured with mollasses. While less common than many years ago, plug tobacco is still manufactured: "Day's Work" is a common brand. Remnants of the plug-making process are sold as scrap, where the loose leaf material is packed in a bag.

2.) The wad of plug or scrap tobacco that is held between the cheek and gum, often producing a bulging appearance on the side of the face. This, along with spitting, was once a common sight when it was a fad for baseball players to chew plug tobacco during a game.
Damn, I need a chew - where's my plug?
by Rod Brock July 26, 2006
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