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One who cuts a smelly fart in a circumstance in which all are grossed out and suffer, such as an office meeting, at the dinner table, in a restaurant, etc.
by Rod Brock August 1, 2006
Get the stinkbutt bastard mug.A cheap brand of "all-purpose" smoking tobacco - one of the earliest packaged, branded pipe tobaccos in the U.S. - with the slogan "a cargo of contentment in the bowl of any pipe." A long-standing joke involving the product's name asserts that it is named "half and half" because it is comprised of "half horseshit and half bullshit" (in reality, the mixture is half "bright" and half "burley" tobaccos). Some old-timers speculate that the half and half joke may have given rise to the novelty "horseshit cigarettes" sold in the U.S. in the 1920s-30s (not real horseshit), which featured the slogans "not a fart in a carload," and "try one, you mooching bastard."
Half and half is still sold at most retail outlets carrying tobacco products.
Half and half is still sold at most retail outlets carrying tobacco products.
by Rod Brock July 24, 2006
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Get the woo mug.A person with such extreme halitosis that their breath can be smelled all the way across a large room when they are speaking.
by Rod Brock July 27, 2006
Get the buttbreath mug.Keeping a secret collection of ABBA and Carpenters and listening to their albums when no one else is around.
by Rod Brock March 11, 2007
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by Rod Brock September 24, 2005
Get the jungle jill mug.A brand of toothpaste displaying an African-American male with very black skin and very white teeth on the tube. Discontinued in the 1980s.
I was startled to see what seemed a brand-new tube of "Darkie" brand toothpaste in Tom's medicine cabinet; I didn't think it was available anymore.
by Rod Brock July 24, 2006
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