115 definitions by Rod Brock

jungle jill

An unusually hairy woman with unshaven legs, armpits, bikini line, arse-crack, and occasionally even a moustache or beard.

Get a load of jungle jill over there - I bet she hasn't owned a razor in years.

by Rod Brock September 24, 2005

dry heat

A stupid statement made by old-timers, when someone complains that it's hotter than hell outside, implying that low humidity makes extremely high temperatures easier to tolerate.

Joe: 114 degrees! Jesus, that's HOT!

Schmoe: Yeah, but it's a dry heat.

by Rod Brock July 27, 2006

Mud Baby

An unusually large turd.

The creature is not from this world, but it uses our bathrooms - and leaves a basketball-sized mud baby behind.

by Rod Brock September 24, 2005

well-digger's ass

Older slang, used in cold weather to place emphasis on how extremely cold it is outdoors.

Damn, it's colder than a well-digger's ass!

by Rod Brock August 1, 2006

woo

An acronym for "Waste Of Oxygen." A worthless person.

Dubya is a fuckin' woo.

by Rod Brock September 24, 2005

prick cheese

Another term for smegma, a whitish, cheesy substance that sometimes accumulates in the foreskin of an uncircumsized male.

You're not getting a blowjob from me until you wash off that prick cheese.

by Rod Brock September 24, 2005

God boy

A fundmentalist Christian. First applied to Ned Flanders, in "The Simpsons" animated series.

Joe: We thank you, oh Lord...
Jim: Take it outside, God boy.

by Rod Brock May 15, 2006