A cheap brand of "all-purpose" smoking tobacco - one of the earliest packaged, branded pipe tobaccos in the U.S. - with the slogan "a cargo of contentment in the bowl of any pipe." A long-standing joke involving the product's name asserts that it is named "half and half" because it is comprised of "half horseshit and half bullshit" (in reality, the mixture is half "bright" and half "burley" tobaccos). Some old-timers speculate that the half and half joke may have given rise to the novelty "horseshit cigarettes" sold in the U.S. in the 1920s-30s (not real horseshit), which featured the slogans "not a fart in a carload," and "try one, you mooching bastard."
Half and half is still sold at most retail outlets carrying tobacco products.
Half and half is still sold at most retail outlets carrying tobacco products.
by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

by Rod Brock October 04, 2005

by Rod Brock May 22, 2006

Given the bitterness of the plant, Wormwood was a good choice for the name of the star that poisons the waters in the book of Revelation.
by Rod Brock July 30, 2006

One who enjoys and consumes chocolate with a regularity suggestive of addiction; a chocolate addict.
by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

Term used to explain away a circumstance that no one accepts responsibility for, or that seemingly cannot be explained in a prosaic manner.
by Rod Brock September 24, 2005

A stupid statement made by old-timers, when someone complains that it's hotter than hell outside, implying that low humidity makes extremely high temperatures easier to tolerate.
by Rod Brock July 27, 2006
