Alice the Goon

1.) A profoundly unattractive female member of a fictional aboriginal people called "the Goons," featured in the old "Popeye" cartoons. Alice had a squiggle for a mouth and a flowerpot for a hat, and wore a grass skirt, of sorts. She fancied Popeye as a love-interest, but Popeye wanted nothing to do with Alice, understandably. However, she was much larger and stronger than Popeye (when he was sans spinach, anyway), and she would pick him up and croon, in a robotic monotone, "I love Popeye. I love Popeye," while he struggled to get away.

2.) A term used to describe an unattractive female.
I swear, that lady who runs the hot dog stand is the original Alice the Goon.
by Rod Brock July 29, 2006
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buttbreath

A person with such extreme halitosis that their breath can be smelled all the way across a large room when they are speaking.
Gene has buttbreath all the time - it must be that diet of coffee and donuts.
by Rod Brock July 27, 2006
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four foot and a fag paper

Scottish slang to describe someone who is very short.
She's a wee thing, naught but four foot and a fag paper high, but she's got spunk.
by Rod Brock July 27, 2006
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schweinhund

Pronounced "shvine-hoond." German for "pig-dog." A vile insult in Germany, it has come to enjoy a modicum of popularity in the U.S., in either it's original German form, or translated to English
Schweinhund! I piss on your grandmother's grave!

You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your
bottoms, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you,
so-called Arthur-king, you and all your silly English kaniggets.

- from Monty Python and The Holy Grail
by Rod Brock July 29, 2006
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peg

Short form of the feminine name "Peggy." Peggy, in turn, is often used as a shortened form of "Margaret," for reasons not entirely clear to this author.
Hey, Peg! Peg? Hey, PEGGY - get over here!
by Rod Brock July 29, 2006
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Veep

Slang for V.P., or "Vice President."
One thing about Cheney as Veep - he and Dubya go together like peas and carrots.
by Rod Brock July 24, 2006
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kowtow

From the Chinese. To grovel, or pay obeisance to.
If you don't kowtow to the boss, you'll be out of a job.
by Rod Brock May 15, 2006
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