flatten it

Man, 'da policeman is catchin' up wit' us - flatten it!
by Rod Brock September 24, 2005
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Alice the Goon

1.) A profoundly unattractive female member of a fictional aboriginal people called "the Goons," featured in the old "Popeye" cartoons. Alice had a squiggle for a mouth and a flowerpot for a hat, and wore a grass skirt, of sorts. She fancied Popeye as a love-interest, but Popeye wanted nothing to do with Alice, understandably. However, she was much larger and stronger than Popeye (when he was sans spinach, anyway), and she would pick him up and croon, in a robotic monotone, "I love Popeye. I love Popeye," while he struggled to get away.

2.) A term used to describe an unattractive female.
I swear, that lady who runs the hot dog stand is the original Alice the Goon.
by Rod Brock July 29, 2006
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kowtow

From the Chinese. To grovel, or pay obeisance to.
If you don't kowtow to the boss, you'll be out of a job.
by Rod Brock May 15, 2006
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blob

"The Blob" is a movie that has been twice made, once in the 50s, and again later in the 20th century by horror film director John Carpenter. The story is loosely based (very loosely) on the H.P. Lovecraft short story "The Colour out of Space," and concerns a life-sucking, flesh dissolving blob of protoplasm that arrives inside a meteorite.
If you've read "The Colour out of Space," don't bother seeing either version of the Blob - they twice butchered Lovecraft's artistry.
by Rod Brock July 27, 2006
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peg

Short form of the feminine name "Peggy." Peggy, in turn, is often used as a shortened form of "Margaret," for reasons not entirely clear to this author.
Hey, Peg! Peg? Hey, PEGGY - get over here!
by Rod Brock July 29, 2006
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Veep

Slang for V.P., or "Vice President."
One thing about Cheney as Veep - he and Dubya go together like peas and carrots.
by Rod Brock July 24, 2006
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four foot and a fag paper

Scottish slang to describe someone who is very short.
She's a wee thing, naught but four foot and a fag paper high, but she's got spunk.
by Rod Brock July 27, 2006
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