Definitions by Rod Brock

brush pile 

An unusually hairy pubic region on a woman.

How she got a job as a stripper with that unkempt brush pile is beyond me.

brush pile by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

hell-smell 

Used to describe a profound stench, usually one with sulfurous overtones.

I'm not sure which is worse: the hell-smell down by the Geysers, or the hell-smell that emerges from the bathroom when Ranger Bob takes a dump.

hell-smell by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

pink pussy 

A mixed drink, consisting of Bacardi Limon, Grand Marnier,Tequila, cranberry juice, and sour mix.

It was her third pink pussy, and she was pretty messed up, practically doing the bump and grind on me at the bar; momentarily, I wondered if the drink was name "pink pussy" for a reason.

pink pussy by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

sambo 

"Sambos" was the name of a U.S. chain of breakfast houses, similar to IHOP. Once ubiquitous, only one store remains - the original restaurant in Santa Barbara, California, from which the chain sprang. When the owners discovered a book entitled "Little Black Sambo" written by Hellen Bartrum in 1899, in which an East-Indian child is chased in a circle by a tiger until the tiger turns into butter, they decided it was a perfect match, and Sambos restaurants thereafter featured conspicuously mounted placards telling the story, and ultimately relating the butter to the blobs of whipped butter served on Sambo's pancakes.

Whether the chain closed because of concerns relating to "political correctness" is unknown to this author.

You know that Chinese Buffet up on Lakeway Drive? That used to be a Sambos, years ago.

sambo by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

jump the fence 

To abandon a heterosexual lifestyle for a homosexual one. May pertain to men or women.

Cynthia told me she's fed up with men, and might jump the fence.

jump the fence by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

Joe Blow 

Generic term for "the average guy." The "man on the street," so to speak. Sometimes lengthened to "Joe Blow from Kokomo" (after Kokomo, Indiana).

As far as Joe Blow is concerned, the worst thing about the Iraq War is inflated gasoline prices.

Joe Blow by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

fingerhut

Mail-order house, seller of novelty goods, household products, etc.

I used to get Fingerhut catalogs in the mail on a quarterly basis, but all at once they just stopped coming.

fingerhut by Rod Brock July 24, 2006