Rod Brock's definitions

margarine party

A kind of orgy, where the participants liberally smear margarine all over their bodies to make themselves slippery.

When I was in high school, Linden once told me that a prominent cheerleader was hosting a margarine party at her place, but I knew he was full of shit.

by Rod Brock July 26, 2006

black dog

A popular korean delicacy.

I could handle the octopus, but man, I had to draw the line at black dog.

by Rod Brock May 22, 2006

canal bruiser

Trinidadian slang for a stray dog that has reverted to the wild state, of which there are many in Trindidad and Tobago. A dead canal bruiser in the middle of the road in Trinidad, providing nourishment for buzzards, is not an uncommon site.

Mon, turn 'dat hotplate off - 'dem bananas be stinkin' like a dead canal bruiser.

by Rod Brock July 26, 2006

hairbrained

Foolish or crazy idea, or scheme.

"Brain, I've had just about enough of your hairbrained schemes for world domination!"

"Shut up, Pinky."

by Rod Brock July 27, 2006

watchspring

A very curly hair, resembling a spring.

There's a godammed watchspring in my salad!

by Rod Brock May 22, 2006

prick cheese

Another term for smegma, a whitish, cheesy substance that sometimes accumulates in the foreskin of an uncircumsized male.

You're not getting a blowjob from me until you wash off that prick cheese.

by Rod Brock September 24, 2005

'round the bend

UK. One who is mentally imbalanced, eccentric, crazy, etc. Sometimes expressed as "right 'round the bend." An eighties tune, during the second "British Invasion" of music in the U.S., had the lyric, "You send me right 'round, baby, 'right round, like a record baby."

Did you see him talking to that tree? 'Round the bend, he is.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006