Robert E. Porter's definitions

slutcunt

1. (n.) reflexive of cuntslut.
2. (n.) a prostitute's uncleaned vagina, or for the more colorful imagination, a horny hooker's putrid pussy.
3. (n.) a disreputable or deplorable person.

1. How DARE you call me a slutcunt, you cuntslut!
2. Sorry about the smell of my slutcunt - one moment while I douche.
3. Oh, go stick it up your slutcunt, ya slutcunt!

by Robert E. Porter January 2, 2009

muffdive

(slang) To perform cunnilingus on or to have coitus with a woman.

I bought her a drink, and she said "Let's go to my place and you can muffdive me all night long."

by Robert E. Porter April 3, 2006

clitlicker

(n.) any individual who enjoys licking clitori, human or otherwise.

I knew Janet was a clitlicker when she went down on that heifer's twat.

by Robert E. Porter December 31, 2008

one-eyed mayonnaise launcher

(n.) Same as penis or dick.

Say, Doctor, I've been having an itch in the area of my one-eyed mayonnaise launcher. Might you have a look at it please?

by Robert E. Porter December 31, 2008

Yodeling in the Canyon

Synonym for eating pussy or cunnilingus.

She hadn't been in my presence for five minutes before I was yodeling in the canyon.

by Robert E. Porter June 11, 2006

clitzit

1. (n) Acne that has metastasized to the twat, specifically the clitoris. Often misdiagnosed as genital warts.

2. (n) A pustule or zit found on the clitoris.

Hey, Mom, my clitzits are bulging... how's about you help me pop all of 'em?

by Robert E. Porter January 2, 2009

mouthwash

(n.) For straight men, it's cunt juice. For gay men, it's cum. Same for gay and straight women.

See cum and cunt juice.
See also snowball.

Gay:
As I blow you, you're going to shoot your white hot mouthwash into my open oral cavity.

Lesbian:
Belinda took all of Stephanie's mouthwash down her throat while they were munching monkey.

Straight:
John and Mary gargled each other's mouthwash and hummed a tune simultaneously.

by Robert E. Porter August 10, 2007