one-eyed mayonnaise launcher

(n.) Same as penis or dick.

Say, Doctor, I've been having an itch in the area of my one-eyed mayonnaise launcher. Might you have a look at it please?

by Robert E. Porter July 11, 2007

Milk of Fagnesia

A vulgar slang term for fresh semen.

I sucked him off, then took his load of Milk of Fagnesia down my throat.

by Robert E. Porter January 16, 2006

Munching the Carpet

A synonym for eating pussy. The term is primarily used in the lesbian community.

After her win at Wimbledon, Martina was munching the carpet on her fluff girlfriend when I opened the wrong door.

by Robert E. Porter January 17, 2006

thussburger

Slang term for the female genitalia.

Mary's thussburger smelled so bad, that it made her gynecologist pass out and fall on the floor.

by Robert E. Porter January 09, 2006

bustier

(n.) A form-fitting garment for women in the Victorian era. Also worn as a cumcatcher by Madonna for Warren Beatty.

Oh shit, Warren. You spunked all over my fucking bustier again. Vogue.

by Robert E. Porter July 05, 2007

snatch acne

As the term implies, an eruption of weeping sores in and around the vulva (pussy/snatch/twat/cunt/meat wallet).

See also clitzit.

Say, Doc, could you write me out a prescription for something? I've got snatch acne and my boyfriend won't fuck me!

by Robert E. Porter September 07, 2007

quim

The female pudendum (sex organs). Mainly used in Great Britain.

Todd really got a thrill as he prepared to tongue Betsy's quim.

by Robert E. Porter January 16, 2006