Robert E. Porter's definitions
1. (n.) reflexive of cuntslut.
2. (n.) a prostitute's uncleaned vagina, or for the more colorful imagination, a horny hooker's putrid pussy.
3. (n.) a disreputable or deplorable person.
2. (n.) a prostitute's uncleaned vagina, or for the more colorful imagination, a horny hooker's putrid pussy.
3. (n.) a disreputable or deplorable person.
1. How DARE you call me a slutcunt, you cuntslut!
2. Sorry about the smell of my slutcunt - one moment while I douche.
3. Oh, go stick it up your slutcunt, ya slutcunt!
2. Sorry about the smell of my slutcunt - one moment while I douche.
3. Oh, go stick it up your slutcunt, ya slutcunt!
by Robert E. Porter January 2, 2009

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by Robert E. Porter December 31, 2008

Say, Doctor, I've been having an itch in the area of my one-eyed mayonnaise launcher. Might you have a look at it please?
by Robert E. Porter December 31, 2008

by Robert E. Porter June 11, 2006

1. (n) Acne that has metastasized to the twat, specifically the clitoris. Often misdiagnosed as genital warts.
2. (n) A pustule or zit found on the clitoris.
2. (n) A pustule or zit found on the clitoris.
by Robert E. Porter January 2, 2009

(n.) For straight men, it's cunt juice. For gay men, it's cum. Same for gay and straight women.
See cum and cunt juice.
See also snowball.
See cum and cunt juice.
See also snowball.
Gay:
As I blow you, you're going to shoot your white hot mouthwash into my open oral cavity.
Lesbian:
Belinda took all of Stephanie's mouthwash down her throat while they were munching monkey.
Straight:
John and Mary gargled each other's mouthwash and hummed a tune simultaneously.
As I blow you, you're going to shoot your white hot mouthwash into my open oral cavity.
Lesbian:
Belinda took all of Stephanie's mouthwash down her throat while they were munching monkey.
Straight:
John and Mary gargled each other's mouthwash and hummed a tune simultaneously.
by Robert E. Porter August 10, 2007
