Definitions by Robert E. Porter
fucktool
1. (n.) any sexual accessory or device that closely mimicks the shape of a nice hard cock.
2. (n.) a child or adult who is unwittingly stupid, i.e. a moron or idiot
See also dildo and butt plug.
2. (n.) a child or adult who is unwittingly stupid, i.e. a moron or idiot
See also dildo and butt plug.
1. "I want you to ram that fucktool right up my pussy NOW, David! Oh, huhuhuhu!!!"
2. "I told you not to answer the door after ten o'clock you little fucktool!
2. "I told you not to answer the door after ten o'clock you little fucktool!
fucktool by Robert E. Porter December 31, 2008
dickzit
(n. slang) A pinkish pustulant eruption on the head of the penis resulting from genital warts. Literally, a zit that forms on the dick, dickzits are also found on surrounding parts of the slippery penile meatus and can be spread to women, thus becoming clitzits on the slimy vaginal pussy.
dickzit by Robert E. Porter December 31, 2008
vulvitis
1. (n.) Inflammation of the vulva.
2. (n.) A yeast infection that results in a build-up of Vulveeta.
2. (n.) A yeast infection that results in a build-up of Vulveeta.
vulvitis by Robert E. Porter December 31, 2008
peter eater
(n. slang) a heterosexual woman or homosexual man that indulges in the art of fellatio. The term is primarily applied to male twink homos.
Ever since the age of four, Anthony was the consummate peter eater... he went down on Beau every day of his life.
peter eater by Robert E. Porter December 31, 2008
pessary
pessary by Robert E. Porter December 9, 2008
Anna Nicole
(n.) The act of marrying anyone who is greater than three times one's age in order to become the beneficiary of his/her multi-million dollar estate.
You mean that bitch is only 23, and the guy she married was 75 years old? Man, she did the Anna Nicole on that poor old bastard.
Anna Nicole by Robert E. Porter July 20, 2008