Definitions by Robert E. Porter

clitlicker 

(n.) any individual who enjoys licking clitori, human or otherwise.

I knew Janet was a clitlicker when she went down on that heifer's twat.

clitlicker by Robert E. Porter December 31, 2008

dickzit 

(n. slang) A pinkish pustulant eruption on the head of the penis resulting from genital warts. Literally, a zit that forms on the dick, dickzits are also found on surrounding parts of the slippery penile meatus and can be spread to women, thus becoming clitzits on the slimy vaginal pussy.

I've got so many dickzits, my cock looks like a PayDay. Wanna eat me?

dickzit by Robert E. Porter December 31, 2008

vulvitis 

1. (n.) Inflammation of the vulva.

2. (n.) A yeast infection that results in a build-up of Vulveeta.

The doctor took one peek at my crotch and said, "Yes, dear... you've got vulvitis. You nasty hoe."

vulvitis by Robert E. Porter December 31, 2008

peter eater 

(n. slang) a heterosexual woman or homosexual man that indulges in the art of fellatio. The term is primarily applied to male twink homos.

Ever since the age of four, Anthony was the consummate peter eater... he went down on Beau every day of his life.

peter eater by Robert E. Porter December 31, 2008

pessary 

(n. obs.) A medicated vaginal suppository or a contraceptive diaphragm.

I'll be right back to bed, sweetheart... I have to put a pessary in my pussy.

pessary by Robert E. Porter December 9, 2008

holepole 

(n.) A penis or dildo.

Hey, Bruce, will you puhleeeeezzz plug me with your holepole?

holepole by Robert E. Porter December 9, 2008

Anna Nicole 

(n.) The act of marrying anyone who is greater than three times one's age in order to become the beneficiary of his/her multi-million dollar estate.

You mean that bitch is only 23, and the guy she married was 75 years old? Man, she did the Anna Nicole on that poor old bastard.

Anna Nicole by Robert E. Porter July 20, 2008