Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Robert Akins

gridskipper

n. A person prone to travelling entirely for the hunt of hot spots, chic lifestyles, contemporary hotels, pretty/unique people, and like all decadents, does so with discount flights. Prime spots for Gridskippers include London, Moscow, Tokyo, anywhere in Germany, and Las Vegas.

Her head was spinning from the jetlag, or the wine. It could have been either. As a gridskipper, Jane drank of both regularly.

gridskipper by Robert Akins September 7, 2005

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Flak Riot

n. A bombardment of media by the news on a subject that, realistically, isn't that important. Cindy Sheehan, Paris Hilton, and Gus Van Sant would not exist to you if flak riot did not exist.

I didn't care much for the first two, but the flak riot on GTA San Andreas' hidden porn hack almost makes it worth purchasing...

Flak Riot by Robert Akins September 7, 2005

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cocksided

Hell, its almost sideways. Or maybe off-centre. Off-center? Who knows.

*When examining a painting.* Hm... No, no, that's cocksided.

cocksided by Robert Akins September 7, 2005

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Aeon Fuxed

n. Congratulations - you've just had casual sex with a bondage porn star. Derived from the MTV Liquid Television cartoon Aeon Flux, now a Charlize Theron movie.

I did it, guys. I just got Aeon Fuxed.

Aeon Fuxed by Robert Akins September 7, 2005