(n.) the act shaving someone's head, then dunking their head in a bucket of feces so that they're absence of hair is covered by a makeshift "shit-wig." The act of shitwigging is most often and easily performed on the massey . his slothlike behavior and incomparable laziness make him an easy target for a daily shitwigging.
Did you see Robbie gave the Massey another shitwig?
Yeah, I'll bet that tingled...doesn't that make 6 times this week?
Yeah, I'll bet that tingled...doesn't that make 6 times this week?
by Robbie February 15, 2005
Get the shitwigmug. The german letter es'tzet (S'Z), pronounced ss. To wordprocess this letter you can hold 'Alt' and press '225' on the number pad on the right of the keyboard. It does not have a capital form and it is only used at the end of a word or the stem of a verb. All nouns in German must start with a capital letter.
by Robbie October 6, 2004
Get the ßmug. by Robbie June 3, 2004
Get the Chikamungamug. 
acronym for "only a friend" - a guy who will do just about anything with an attractive woman, short of anything sexual.
hence, his status of being "only a friend".
hence, his status of being "only a friend".
"...oh you mean that hot babe talking with Dave over there? don't worry dude,they're not a couple. you can still try to score with her....he's just an oaf!"
by Robbie May 15, 2005
Get the oafmug. refering to Arnold Shwartzanegar who is not the govoner of California but because he is best known for playing "The Terminator" thus govonader was created.
by Robbie June 3, 2004
Get the govanadermug. by Robbie July 24, 2004
Get the bleemahndimug.