the massey is a solitary critter. he can be found in damp and moldy basements, under lumber piles, and occaisionally in the restrooms of some mexican restaurants. he has been known to consume veggie pizzas, dog food, and, in rare sightings, kittens. the massey is believed to be a distant cousin of both the sloth and the mexican jumping bean. if you see the massey, do not approach it, for the massey is best viewed from afar. the massey also randomly explodes into fits of rage therefore it is imperative for massey-watchers to keep their distance. the massey is often confused with surly elderly, bed-ridden males of the homo sapien species.
Did you see the massey feasting on those kittens?
Yeah, he sneaks up on them easily because he camoflagues himself as a pile of sweatpants and velcro shoes.
Yeah, he sneaks up on them easily because he camoflagues himself as a pile of sweatpants and velcro shoes.
by Robbie May 06, 2004
Last night Robbie picked up Melani at a night club and took her back to his place where he squirreled her all night long.
by robbie March 10, 2005
something which can break the ice, i.e. something to focus on to start a conversation, in order to prevent any awkwardness in a social situation
I really loved that girl's feet, they were so hot, so in order to keep looking at that beautiful sight, I figured a good ice breaker would be the tattoo she had around her ankle.
hmmmm....wonder if she ever suspected what I was REALLY interested in....? :)
hmmmm....wonder if she ever suspected what I was REALLY interested in....? :)
by Robbie June 03, 2007
by Robbie June 05, 2004
A single spike of hair in the center of someones head with the rest of the head shaved. Similar to liberty spikes (a type of mohalk) but with only one spike in the middle.
by Robbie June 04, 2004
by Robbie September 21, 2005
by Robbie February 19, 2004