John Kerry

The worst possible retarded fucker candidate in the world. He ran against Bush in 2004 and rightfully lost. A much better candidate than Albert Gore in 2000, but a fucker none the less.

Damn it! Kerry won! Damn! Here come the Taliban to kill us!

by Rob August 18, 2006

puckered star

bum hole; derived from appearance when viewed whilst doggy style sexing her.

"she bent over and I could see her puckered star"

by Rob July 20, 2004

Campin'

The act of pitching a tent as you wait for your chance to have sex with one of numerous girl's.

Last night at the bar I went campin', too bad the girl never showed.

by Rob March 27, 2005

Spit-Twang

The act of spitting or hawking a loogie while simultaniously saying or attempting to say "twang!"

I spit while spinning around and it sounded like "spit-twang!"

by Rob April 11, 2005

iTuning

The act of buying music from the internet. (p.t)iTuned

Sorry I'm late., I've just been iTuneing.

I have just iTuned a great song.

by Rob February 16, 2005

dirty present

pulling out and coming all over a girls chest and face.

Susie wasnt on the pill so i had to give her the dirty present.

by Rob August 03, 2005

adelphia'd

The act of getting booted offline by a shitty ISP.

Man, Matt you shoulda seen me today, I was going 30:2 on dust and all of a sudden I got adelphia'd.

by Rob May 31, 2003