stoned

just get a gravity bong (you wont cough, dont worry you beginers) and take 5 fat hits right after another. you will KNOW what "stoned" is.

breathe in the air, hold it in like youre holding your breath, and keep it like that until your brain starts feeling funny, you are now stoned

by rob June 27, 2003

jessica simpson

A extremely suggestive Bimbo who pretends to be a good Christian

Jessica Simpson was good enough a Christian to say so on SIN H1 and SIN TV and good enough a Christian to supporte George W Bush yet she couldnt find anything in the Bible that would convinve her to give one cent to tsunami relief

by ROB January 16, 2005

pull hang

hang out with friends

What'd you do last night? Oh, a couple of people came over and we pulled hang.

by rob October 08, 2003

bowdy bowdy

a term used when someone is getting tough; think of when a ghetto chick snaps her fingers and says OH NO YOU DIDN'T

Oh sh*t that man is getting bowdy bowdy! Watch out

by Rob July 07, 2004

Velez Special

Leaving a $2 or no tip at all on a large bill. The true Velez special is done without thought or care in regards to the service provided and/or ammount spent. Origins are speculated to have come from Puerto Rico.

Scott pulled the Velez Special and left a $1.25 tip on a $80 tab without remorse.

by Rob June 19, 2006

fas

1. "Fetal alcohol syndrome"
characterized by drowsy looking eyes that are unusually spaced out on a face. Not to be confused with akimow or akimo

2. "fat ass shit"
the shit that comes out of an overweight ass.

Jim: I heard you got fas
Rob: shut up. I got akimow
Jim: that's the same thing you retard
Rob: I thought you meant "fat ass shit"
Jim: No, that's what Marty produces after he takes off his bastedo
Rob: I thought that was bukake?
Jim: It's spelled bukkake akimow

by Rob January 25, 2005

Poor Baby

A "Poor Baby" is a person who believes he is the coolest person alive, but in reality is just a big sucker. He also collects DVDs by the hundreds, but only watches them once each.

Hey look everybody, there is a Poor Baby over there!

by Rob November 14, 2004