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porg

I am 5 foot tall.

hahahaha you porg
by Rob November 11, 2003
mugGet the porgmug.

relativity

Interconnection

Being dependent or intertwined with another event or object that is just as dependant as the other.

Cause and effect.
ERIC
I punch you in the face, you'll punch back, right?

VALLEN
Yeah.

ERIC
Your hitting me back is reative to me hitting you in the face.

-ALSO-

A Bank owner is very hard on a Farming family. The family is forced out of their house and loose everything, living in poverty. The Banker prospers with their loss. (1)

For 20 years, the family lives in poverty, barely surviving. Eventualy, one of the family members is forced to rob a bank to survive. The bank that is robbed happens to be the same bank which forced thim into poverty. (2)

The Banker looses everything from the robbery. He resorts to drugs (3) and one day, in a drug impared state, he decides to go and buy more drugs. He has a car accident. (4)

From the car accident, he is paralyzed from the neck down and cannot speak for the rest of his life. (5)

1. The Banker's prosperity is relative to the families suffering.

2. The bank robbery is relative to the Banker's being hard on the family.

3. The drugs are relative to the bank robbery.

4. The car accident is relative to the drugs.

5. the paralysis is relative to the car accidsent

In conclusion, the man's paralysis is relative to his being hard on the family, he bought it upon himself.
by Rob January 19, 2004
mugGet the relativitymug.

Pickle jar

used to describe a place full of men
Man this party is a pickle jar. There isn't a girl in sight.
by Rob June 9, 2004
mugGet the Pickle jarmug.

light him up

in paintball, or any form of gun-based combat, it is a phrase meaning "concentrate fire on that guy", or "shoot him till he screams"
"We got one behind those barrels! Light him up!"
by rob October 3, 2004
mugGet the light him upmug.

spread-bat

Bruce hung from the rafters with arms and legs extended in spread-bat position, waiting for The Joker to bring him more Queso-flavored Ruffles.
by Rob April 28, 2023
mugGet the spread-batmug.

Shit Face Cock Master

A person of the human race that is a piece of shit; also see Pancheri
Ms.Pancheri is a shit face cock master
by Rob August 22, 2003
mugGet the Shit Face Cock Mastermug.

Jargon

Hey Kyle, suck my Jargon! Hahahah!
by Rob November 8, 2004
mugGet the Jargonmug.

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