Rob's definitions

FROOKIE

A strange combination of fruit and cookies in the same family of a Fig Newton only much less popular and invented by a jerk.

In my diet I am allowed 2 "frookies" for dessert, whoopdie doo!

by Rob October 11, 2004

buttsechs

Sodomy. Bum sex. Anal sex. Fudge packing. Shit stabbing.

WUOLD YUO LIEK SUM BUTTSECHS?!?!1/1/1/1oneslashoneslash

by Rob May 16, 2004

gummer

a lady prostitute who is over 70 years old

are you hurtin for a gummer?

by rob January 21, 2004

bettong

a small, mouse-like creature

small-eastern bettong

by rob July 7, 2003

ADS

Acronym for:
Alcohol Deficiency Syndrome

The lacking of alcohol in your system.

Dude I'm suffering from ADS here, when is the EDT.

There is no way I am touching that dance floor while I'm suffering ADS.

by Rob March 27, 2005

CG

Used in the military. Stands for Commanding General.

Damn the CG is a cranky old bastard.

by Rob November 7, 2003

jostling

the act of stroking one's penis rapidly to achieve ejaculation...

jimmy was jostling in the bathroom while his sister's friend was showering.

by Rob May 13, 2005