Roasted beans's definitions
A person (usually a middle-aged white woman) who’s retired, but still rely on swag-bucks to make ends meet. They’ll open E-mails and use Swag-bucks to make their money. On some occasions, they’ll be seen doing small-scale stockbroking.
“My grandmother’s such a swagbuck-scrapper, she spends most of her vacations answering surveys to pay for the expenses.”
by Roasted beans February 12, 2022
Get the Swagbuck-scrappermug. That one kid that argues the meaning of school’s importance, and what things should and shouldn’t be taught. They have a weird obsession with taking over the school or going on strike. These people can appear in any grade, but are most likely to appear in the later grades of primary school.
Teacher: When was the war of 1812?
School Revolutionary: How will this be important when we get into the real world. Will they ask this question at a job interview? Why aren’t you teaching us how to pay taxes, or how to get a job?
School Revolutionary: How will this be important when we get into the real world. Will they ask this question at a job interview? Why aren’t you teaching us how to pay taxes, or how to get a job?
by Roasted beans March 14, 2022
Get the School Revolutionarymug. The namesake of England, named when the Angle germanic tribes invaded the British Isles. This has been remembered as of modern history because your 4th grade math teacher referenced this place when they taught you about acute and obtuse angles.
“Sir Cumference and the Great Knight of Angleland” is the piece of modern history that remembers this place.
by Roasted beans May 21, 2022
Get the Anglelandmug. A kind of person who lives in suburbia, but acts like he lives in the America countryside. They like dirt bikes, cars & hunting. They also show a weirdly strong amount of homosexuality.
They’re named mullet-hats due to the fact that they’re usually seen with a mullet and red dirt hat combination.
They’re named mullet-hats due to the fact that they’re usually seen with a mullet and red dirt hat combination.
They thought their suburban neighborhood was not a weirdly shaped farm. But then, the mullet hats showed up.
by Roasted beans December 8, 2022
Get the Mullet hatmug. I’ll give you the chance to take a wild guess about what this Subreddit is about.
You can’t figure it out?
It’s about boners in public you dumbass.
You can’t figure it out?
It’s about boners in public you dumbass.
I just saved you the click of a lifetime by going to R/bonersinpublic.
Just remember these words;
If you have a boner on a train station, only a degenerate would think to post a picture of their penis to a specific Subreddit for Reddit karma.
Just remember these words;
If you have a boner on a train station, only a degenerate would think to post a picture of their penis to a specific Subreddit for Reddit karma.
by Roasted beans June 6, 2022
Get the R/bonersinpublicmug. A fictional country created by the Reddit map community, consisting of every country ending in Stan uniting
(Sometimes Pakistan.)
The countries include: Afghanistan, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, and Pakistan*
(Sometimes Pakistan.)
The countries include: Afghanistan, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, and Pakistan*
Redditor: I believe all Stan countries should unite to make Stanistan
Al-Quaeda: That would cause a civil war
Redditor: who cares
Al-Quaeda: That would cause a civil war
Redditor: who cares
by Roasted beans March 1, 2022
Get the Stanistanmug. A man (usually 29-35) who uses the website Ancestry.com too much. They’ve been on the site since 2008, and have collected around 30,000 names. They’ve traced they’re family lineage back to mediaeval peasants by the time you figured out your grandma’s birthday.
by Roasted beans March 2, 2022
Get the Ancestry.com nerdmug.