RoB's definitions

Cumbucket

1. Someone who enjoys dumping bucketfulls of "man-juice" into their mouth 2. A slutty whore 3. An omelette containing red peppers, cilantro, and baked cod

Holy moly! Did you see that girl? She's such a cumbucket!

by Rob March 31, 2003

dicking around

Wasting time

I was just dicking around before meeting you at the show.

by Rob October 30, 2003

jostling

the act of stroking one's penis rapidly to achieve ejaculation...

jimmy was jostling in the bathroom while his sister's friend was showering.

by Rob May 13, 2005

yo

The way white people who think they are gangsta say "hello"

yo man, sup?

by Rob February 6, 2004

Poor Baby

A "Poor Baby" is a person who believes he is the coolest person alive, but in reality is just a big sucker. He also collects DVDs by the hundreds, but only watches them once each.

Hey look everybody, there is a Poor Baby over there!

by Rob November 14, 2004

Massel

A Massel is a creature of habit. Constantly obsessed with the pursuit of well prepared food and giggly women, the Massel lives primarily for himself in a cave-like arena sometimes coated with mayonnaise but usually consisting of chicken pieces. The Massel tends to develop and sustain high levels of testosterone, venting them on unsuspecting females by producing his meat sausage on random occasions. Prone to high octane discussion, a typical Massel quite often finds himself involved in heavy argument which always results in the Massel being right.

Stop being such a Massel.

Massseellll Masssellll Masssellll.

Masseltov.

by Rob July 14, 2004

reverse meat face cowboy

A sexual position in which the female straddles the males face and grinds incessantly.

Paul's just a regular 'ole reverse meat face cowboy.

by Rob February 9, 2005