Riley's definitions

shottie

a bong with no rush hole which you pull thorugh in one breath as you light

stack me a shottie mo-fo

by riley March 20, 2005

maryland

real crappy, but nice in the counties... soo rich there... yea i`m from b-more its got hoes in everyy area of it... just so u kno... i`m not poor nd i don`t look lyk a ho... don`t dis b-more i kno its gangster and wierd but if u go 2 the rite places its like super nice...

white marsh... belair << nicee

by riley May 13, 2005

Kalan Porter

Sexiest, most talented artist out there. And a canadian talent who plays violin, viola, guitar, piano and sings! The envy of all men! The man every girl wants!

Dang that Kalan Porter is one major talented hottie!

by Riley December 26, 2004

Cara

The most insanley awsome, crazy, cool girl ever and good at naming backpacks.
Did I mention shes also beautiful.

That awsomely cool girl Cara named my backpack Nippy.

by Riley October 19, 2004

Cunk Nuggle

n. A person of ambiguous sexual preference, but likes to hang out with sweaty men, and get paid to do so. Likes to collect dust bunnies and cat dander. Pink.

Man, those guys kissing are Cunk Nuggle.

by Riley November 24, 2004

Nutball

Throwing a ball at an opponent's testicles untill someone can't take the pain anymore.

Jackass Season 2

by Riley April 24, 2003

ska

One of the most versitile and long lasting genre of music alive today. Disregarding some peoples beliefs, Ska makes itself individualised by its brass section, walking basslines and offbeat guitar chords. There were 3 waves of ska; Trad, 2 tone and 3rd wave but most bands today are 3rd wave caus its totally cool. It has derived from alot of influences, of which jazz, reggae, swing and punk would be the most prominant. Suits, big shades and dancin' shoes are usually worn at a ska concert.

"Man, Ska is totally cool! All other music bites serious ass compared to it!"

by Riley July 31, 2003