Threetard

Someone who pretends to be a member of the Three Percenters militia group.

"Look at that Threetard! His bulletproof vest doesn't fit over his beer belly."

by Rigatoni Tony March 21, 2024

boomoji

An emoji used by a boomer in a way that doesn't make any sense.

"Have a nice day, my lovely daughter! 🦐🥴"
"Mom stop sending me boomojis"

by Rigatoni Tony November 08, 2020

New Shartford

New Hartford, NY, home to a large number of low-quality restaurants. A meal in New Shartford is likely to cause indigestion and gastrointestinal distress, up to and including sharting.

"Hey, wanna go to New Shartford for lunch?"
"Sure, just let me change out of my good underwear first."

by Rigatoni Tony September 09, 2020

New Hartford

A town in New York State, populated by white trash who think they're WASPs.

New Hartford guy: "We're going to our second home for the weekend."
Normal guy: "Second home? You own two trailers?"

by Rigatoni Tony September 09, 2020

Pale White

A white person who's a vocal supporter of Palestine.

I was eating a bagel when some Pale White saw me and started screaming at me about Gaza. It wasn't even a Jewish bagel, it's from that Dominican place.

by Rigatoni Tony November 08, 2023

Whitesboro

A decaying town in Upstate New York, known for flooding, meth labs, and racist white people.

Whitesboro guy: "The Halloween flood ruined the meth lab in my basement."

by Rigatoni Tony September 09, 2020

Herkimeth

Herkimer, New York, or more generally all of Herkimer County. Where meth addiction isn't just a lifestyle, it's tradition.

"check this out, someone got arrested for molesting a cow"
"oh yeah? typical Herkimeth behavior"

by Rigatoni Tony March 07, 2024