idiokey

A combination of "idiot" and "monkey" (synonym: monkiot). Refers to someone given no authority or autonomy (treated as if they are "doing a job any monkey could do"), and who therefore feels no responsibility to make good decisions or deviate in any way from what they have been told to do.
I got my boss's boss to sign my expense report, but the idiokey from finance refused to pay it until my own boss returned from vacation and signed it.
by Rico Detroit November 13, 2007
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MEFTAC

(in response to a phony, funny "memo" from Human Resources)

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by Rico Detroit September 14, 2009
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schlomp

1) To pass a vehicle that should be faster than yours. 2) To out-hustle or out-perform someone or something that everyone would have expected to be better than you.
The guy in the sports car was revving the engine like he was hot stuff, but I totally schlomped him with my El Camino.
by Rico Detroit June 14, 2008
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alien robot zombies

Something that loses its credibility and/or enjoyment because of over-embellishment.
(1) He had everyone believing he was the President's brother, but the more he talked the more alien robot zombies his story got.

(2) The first book in the series had great a storyline, but now it's just alien robot zombies.
by Rico Detroit March 05, 2009
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gank

Steal something, but generally in a harmless way.
Dude, I ganked a beer from your fridge.

Lemme gank a dollar, so I can get a pop. (The use of "gank" instead of "borrow" implies that there will be no payback.)
by Rico Detroit March 02, 2008
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