The heaviest chemical element yet known to science. Governmentium (Gv) has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would normally take less than a second. Governmentium has a normal half-life of three years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
In fact, Governmentium mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause some morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium--an element which radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would normally take less than a second. Governmentium has a normal half-life of three years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
In fact, Governmentium mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause some morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium--an element which radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
"Oh my God--Don't touch that!! It's Governmentium. My cousin Sal drank some mixed with Tang when he was a kid, and now he's a lawyer."
"Aiiighhhhh!!!!!"
"Aiiighhhhh!!!!!"
by Rickster_dc March 22, 2006
Response used by when called a "faggot"; used ironically or not, depending on the situation and danger (perceived or real).
--Hey, faggot!!
--That's Mister Faggot to you, Neanderthal breeder.
--Hey, faggot!!
--That's Mister Faggot to you, Mom.
--That's Mister Faggot to you, Neanderthal breeder.
--Hey, faggot!!
--That's Mister Faggot to you, Mom.
by rickster_dc September 12, 2005
Jew who graduated from (or attended or taught at) a Jesuit Catholic university or school.
pronunced: jew'-zoo-it
pronunced: jew'-zoo-it
by rickster_dc August 09, 2005
online booty; used by gay men who frequent AOL chat rooms, especially, or other online or internet sites, to pick up quick sexual encounters.
Originated in Washington DC.
Originated in Washington DC.
Gay man # 1: Hey--I thought you said you weren't gonna be around this afternoon?
Gay man # 2: I went on aol to order take out, but that faggot's standing me up...
Gay man # 2: I went on aol to order take out, but that faggot's standing me up...
by rickster_dc April 20, 2005
Acronym for frequently unasked questions.
Snarky alternative to faq (frequently asked questions).
Often seen on web sites posted by adolescent, weltschmertz-filled, Kant-reading, amateur philosopher wannabes who think they are being clever. Or their parents who now run advertising agencies or design web sites professionally.
Alternates: frequently unanswerable questions; frequently unaskable questions; or frequently unanswered questions.
Snarky alternative to faq (frequently asked questions).
Often seen on web sites posted by adolescent, weltschmertz-filled, Kant-reading, amateur philosopher wannabes who think they are being clever. Or their parents who now run advertising agencies or design web sites professionally.
Alternates: frequently unanswerable questions; frequently unaskable questions; or frequently unanswered questions.
by rickster_dc July 07, 2005