11 definitions by Rick Rock and Ya Don't Stop

long hairs

What men who serve in the US Military call attractive civilian women. Civilian women typical possess more longer, an faddish style hair dos compared to female military personnel.

While on liberty, me and my battle buddies would frequent bars to scope out any long hairs to pull.

by Rick Rock and Ya Don't Stop June 11, 2007

Cranial Rectal Syndrome

A medical condition where a moronic person has their Cranium lodged/inserted through their own Rectal cavity. The Cranium can get as far as the end of the Duodenum, which has been cited in a number of cases. Often, the condition is rendered temporarily, but sometimes the disorder can be lifelong and permanent. When treated, the patient may need the Perineum sutured from the initial Cranial penetration of the Rectal orifice.

Many people with Cranial Rectal Syndrome live their lives oblivious to the fact that they have the condition. Early prevention is vital. Talk to your doctor today if you think you may present any symptoms CRS.

by Rick Rock and Ya Don't Stop June 4, 2007

rectabate

To sodomize oneself with either fingers, vibrators, dildos, or random objects.
Rectum + Masturbate = Rectabate

When Chavo went to Cuba, his boyfriend Ignacio rectabated himself raw every lonely night.

by Rick Rock and Ya Don't Stop June 20, 2007

Pry prism

A near permanent erection. Serious cases result from either Viagra complications or spinal injuries.

While performing a patient assessment on a car accident victim I noticed he was wielding an unbreakable stiffy. This man either sustained a spinal injury or is real happy to see me.

My horny girlfriend teased me so bad that I had a pry prism for 20 minutes after she left my house.

by Rick Rock and Ya Don't Stop June 9, 2007